He’ll keel over before the cherry blossoms return.
Dammit! Where’s the warranty for my lazerbeam eyes 2008!
Uh. Light Amplification though ZZZZZZtimulated Emission of Radiation???
Yeah. I need my coffee.
Mitt Romney again thanks Jesus for self-tanner lotion and Just for Men.
“I’m a catcher’s Mitt for him”
“Go ahead, make your speech old man, I’ve got the batteries to the defibrillator”.
McCain, “does he know I am against gay marriage?”
“It’s just a matter of days now…”
/I was smitten for Mittens, but that look is so Ian McDiarmid as Sen Palpatine LOL
Is your real last name Romney?
Human, male, ancient. Remove colostomy bag, death is immediate. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
How did I lose to this old guy?
Little does he know I’m gonna take over on day one…
Ouch, Mitt! That knife in the back is going to leave a mark, but is that the best you can do when you get behind me?
Tan and tan and lean and lovely,
The man from Beantown he passes
And as he passes, the pressies go Ahhhh!
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