Look out Barack! Sean. Penn. Knows. Your. Name.
May 15th, 2008 - 6:47 am
”I don’t have a candidate I’m supporting and I’m certainly interested and excited by the hope that Barack Obama is inspiring,” he said, but went on to accuse him of a “phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional” voting record.
”I hope that he will understand, if he is the nominee, the degree of disillusionment that will happen if he doesn’t become a greater man than he will ever be,” Penn said. “This is the most important election, certainly in my lifetime, and maybe ever.”
My Hollywood gibberish dictionary is at the cleaners (I spilled pomegranate juice on it while trying to figure out that recent Harrison Ford episode at the chest waxer) so could someone please translate that into comprehensible English for me?
Obama has a voting record?
Translation: I hate politics and politicians, but play at it when reporters are around.
Translation: Sean Penn is an idiot.
Spicoli made more sense that that dude does on his best day.
I love that, “become a greater man than he will ever be.”
…not logically possible, moron.
Sean Penn is not an idiot – he is much worse. What you are seeing is intelligence (a capacity) completely undisciplined, in the service of spouting contradictory ideas, the silliness of which he cannot understand because of his enourmous self importance.
All people have ideas that contradict each other, but many of us have the discipline to spare our nieghbors. Sean Penn cann’t be bothered. He lets us enjoy his feelings like the true ubermensch he is. He will enlighten us. Aren’t we lucky!
This is the verbal equivalent of weenie – wagging on the street
chaos within the Democrat party… (*evil laugh*)
trans: “Dude, I’m so baked I’m like.”
He finds a “phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional” voting record inspiring? Me too!
3 possible translations:
1) “I’m excited by the energy and enthusiasism of the Obama campaign, but feel the candidate himself leaves a great to be desired.”
2) “While I’m excited by the energy and enthusiasism of the Obama campaign, Obama’s actual administration will be an inevitable letdown due to the unrealistic expectations that are being made by his supporters.”
3) “I am so baked, and I will say anything to make people think I’m relevant and distract from the fact that my most meaningful social impact to date is playing Spicoli.” Dang it Jim beat me to it…
Translation: Hey I’m relevevant because I think I am
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t he a professional actor? Doesn’t the job description come with a certain expectation of mastery of the spoken word?
I guess it only works if someone else is writing them for him.
And that he’s not completely baked.
Oh how I wish he was Dennis Kucinich.
Weenie – wagging. haha. That’s it!
And someone left this comment in the Telegraph article trail:
“In the days of old the kings and queens had jesters. They fed them as long as they pleased them. Then we had clowns in the circus who we laughed or booed at if they didn’t please us they didn’t get fed. Now we have stars, as in movies, who think that people actually care what they think…Lets not feed them anymore.”
This reminds me of something my late father once told me. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. (Oh, he was quite profound, my dad was.)
Translation:
“I was for Obama before I was against him. No, that’s not right. It’s that I was against him before I was FOR him. Yeah…whatever. Hey, anybody see where I put down that joint?”
”I hope that he will understand, if he is the nominee, the degree of disillusionment that will happen if he doesn’t become a greater man than he will ever be,”
The fools who vote for Obama will be very disappointed when he doesn’t turn out to be the messiah they were led to believe he was when they voted for him.
I can translate this. I speak Asshole in the Tool dialect.
He said, “As drugs destroy brain cells…” hold on, let me check the case… oh yes!
“As drugs destroy brain cells, I think like God happytown. Downtown happy!!”
Hmmmm…. well, that’s he said. Does anyone speak Idiot?
Ben
bravoooh! darlink!
I think it translates as “Dude, where’s my boat?”
What he was saying was pretty clear to me, when considered in the context of the mindset of a top tier moonbat. It is code for “Obama is too right wing for me.”
It’s worse than that, I’m afraid.
The fools in the courts pleased the kings and queens, and didn’t get fed when they didn’t; and during this time gunpowder was brought over to Europe from Asia. The gun, along with the English longbow, revolutionized warfare. Also, books were invented.
The clowns in the circus pleased the common man, not just kings and queens, and during this time we came up with the internal combustion engine which was followed by the automobile, and the airplane.
Now, all socioeconomic classes of person build their entire lives around modern-day court jesters, and our greatest technological innovation is an artificial breed of sickeningly petite dog for spoiled brat sluts to carry around in $600 leather purses. We’re told the entire world will flame out if we don’t accept a whole new brand of tax and a whole new bundle of regulation, but maybe we can save the planet if we unplug our coffeemakers. Most of us believe it.
You can learn, or you can be entertained. In the twenty-first century, we’ve opted to be entertained.