Thank thee Overlord Gore for thine words. We do honor thee, Overlord.
Now, kind readers, if you will excuse me for a moment whilst I clean the vomit from my lap.
Overlord Gore: “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
GORE SPEAKS TO THE SUN!
How dare you. Do you have any idea whom you’re talking about here?
You wouldn’t dis Jesus or Buddha like this. Kind of a double standard, don’tcha think?
And as usual, Al “I signed but I didn’t ratify” Gore slips in his obligatory jab at the Bush administration.
Dang. And I was set to start enjoying warmer weather. Now I’ll have to unpack the woolens again.
The sooner we scuttle the most blatant power grab ever proposed, the better.
Oh, the perfect caption:
Al Gore’s head, shown actual size.
You only hate Gore since he’s a prissy boy who more than superficially resembles you. I’m not saying this is a bad thing. But Gore has a huge gilded stick up his ass, never having taken a hiking trip in his life. He reminds you of the spitting image of everything you have tried to omit from your own life on earth existence. So why are you NICE to him? This site is boring. Back to John Ray.
Holy crap could you imagine the world today if this freaking guy had won? I suppose it’s possible that the realities of actually being the President might have tempered his positions more towards reality. But then again maybe not.
NikFromNYC: Resemblance? Take your meds already.
Forget global warming. The earth is being threatened by a big giant floating head!
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