Spot the Loony
Actually, Jules Crittenden is playing pin-spotting with Barack Obama.
Meanwhile, I’m trying to decide whether or not to drunkblog tonight’s debate. Our local ABC affiliate isn’t broadcasting it until 7pm, and I’m not sure if that’s live or tape delay. Seems silly to liveblog something on tape, doesn’t it? And I’d hate to sillify the serious business of e-shouting at a pretend debate.
UPDATE: So Jules emailed (and posted) with:
Personally, I find it less revolting when pols pander to the lumpenproletariat with shots and beer. In fact, that might be a good way to resolve this ongoing Democratic primary thing. Have them debate each other drunk.
If they decide to do that, by the way, my money’s on Hillary. It’s not just that I think she’ll hold her liquor better. It’s an eye-gouging thing.
Come on, Vodkapundit. If we can’t have a drunk debate, let’s at least have it drunkblogged.
Oh, fine! See you at 7pm Mountain, live via tape delay.
Stephen, the debate is being broadcast live at 8:00pm Eastern Daylight Time on ABC, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
This is going to be comedy gold. These two are desperately trying to outdo each other in a race to the bottom. This is about as close as you can get to jokes writing themselves.
Prediction: Hillary, in an uncalibrated attempt to get in touch with the Amish Community, grows an Abe Lincoln beard, but still manages to get booed by the crowd wearing a mechanical watch.