Goodbye Norma Jean

Elton John likes the ladies. One woman in particular, anyway:

Sir Elton John has a new Candle in the Wind.

Mr. John, the legendary British pop crooner who memorialized the late Princess Diana by rewriting the lyrics to his song, “Candle in the Wind,” will be holding a “one night only” solo concert on behalf of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign on April 9 at Radio City Music Hall in New York.

I can hear the revised lyric already…

Even when you cried
Oh, the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Hillary wasn’t quite news

It could be worse. Monty Python could be re-doing Spamalot.