Breaking
MSNBC reports that Dennis Kucinich is taking himself out of the race for the Democratic nomination for the office of the President of the United States of America.
The prestigious VodkaPundit news service is sending reporters out to every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in America to get detailed reactions from concerned voters across the land.
Godspeed, Dennis. Or as George Will quoted Aristotle referencing Pericles talking smack to a Spartan ambassador whose name is lost in the mists of time, “Dennis who?”
UPDATE: Analysts from the VodkaPundit News Service’s crack What Does It All Mean Squad agree on one thing. People with “I Want to Believe” posters in their cubicles will now be forced to switch their support to Ron Paul.
CORRECTION: The previous sentence should read, “People with ‘I Want to Believe‘ posters in their cubicles will now be forced to support Ron Paul, if they don’t already.”
We regret the error.
Stephen,
Man, you need a break!
Go put together a Lego battlecruiser with your son. It will be good for both of you.
Man, it has been a bad week for hot potential first ladies.
Oh, give Ron Paul a REST, man! Yer KILLIN’ ME, Steve!
You have NO IDEA how much crap I’ve taken for publishing your Ron Paul takedown in The New Individualist. The Ronulans want my head.
So have mercy! Pick on somebody else.
Like maybe RON PAUL’s repugnant mentor and long-time partner, Lew Rockwell.
–Robert Bidinotto, Editor
The New Individualist
But if Lew goes down, the space aliens will come.
As a Ron Paul supporter, I would love to have Kucinich supporters come to our guy, whose idea of “universal health care” is a stapler gun and some aspirin.