Fine By Me(at)
News, of a kind, from New Zealand:
Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals…
…Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.
Something needs to be said: Meat is sexy.
It needs to be repeated: Meat is sexy. It needs to be drilled into the minds of our children: Meat is sexy. It needs to be printed on placards and on billboards of half-naked women draped in furs: Meat is sexy.
What it comes down to, hon, is that we’re all carcasses, if in varying states of decay. And that’s why meat is sexy. When you cook — especially when you grill — meat, you demonstrate your mastery over flesh. And there’s no denying the hotness of that. When you eat meat, you show your partner just how much you enjoy flesh. And there’s no denying the hotness of that, either.
You can do what you want with a carrot on your own time, but meat is for lovers. So feel free to ignore the vegans right back. They’ll never know what they’re missing.
Yes.
At the opposite end of the spectrum, we have what is arguably the least sexy food.
And maybe not coincidentally, vegetarians favorite meat substitute.
Beans.
I love meat. I couldn’t imagine being with a man so weird that he didn’t relish eating a big juicy piece of cow.
Whatever – it’s still less weird than fruititarians. Bizarre beliefs from far-left twentysomethings has ceased to surprise me.
Homo Sapiens evolved as omnivores — we are designed to eat meat. Our ancestors were both hunters and gatherers.
Meat eating was essential to human evolution. It was essential for developing the human brain. Feed your brain. Eat some meat.
i don’t eat meat, but that doesn’t mean that i don’t sleep with men who do. my fiance eats meat all the time. yes, i think meat is sexy, but i still choose not to eat it.
MEATATARIANS UNITE!
test question: which president was it that said that America’s infrastructure was vital to our national interest? What party was he with? And no, his initials are not R.R.
Test question: What do the initials “OT” stand for?
My favorite bumper sticker:
“If God didn’t want humans to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”
And here I am, a south Louisiana boy, married to a Hindu vegetarian.
yours/
peter.
Reminds me of our last mish-mash of a family reunion at old Aunt Mim’s. Time to eat, Mim said “Everybody who keeps kosher will eat in the dining room on the good plates, everyone else at the big tables set up out in the sunroom, on the picnic plates. Jeffrey is grilling something outside, Ethel brought her potato salad, and I made this vegetarian casserole for Bailey.”
I said “Thanks, Mim, I appreciate your effort and thinking of me, but it wasn’t really necessary. I’m gay, not a vegetarian.”
Mim shrugged, “Whatever, I knew it was something unnatural.”
Thanks for the laugh Bailey.
The line Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat reminds me of the observation that no woman fantasizes about being sexually ravaged by a hippie.
“…sexually ravaged by a hippie.”
Oh, God, no! The smell… the SMELL!!!