To paraphrase Kevin Smith via Chris Rock, I think Brian De Palma is gonna sue somebody.
As found at the Mesopotamian blog…
In like Flynn. Thanks for the wonderful trip to the Holland. Well I do get somewhat “Bombastic after dropping a boilermaker….
For those who would care to form a 5th column into Iran, I am thinking of putting together a “Lease a Cargo Jet Fund.” (Please send in your Cargo / Target ideas, i.e. heavy construction equipment etc., someone else suggests packing lots of Oxygen / Acetylene tanks in the left over spaces – Kinetic energy with a bang. Now targeting is to be considered as well and the leak of such information to the mullah agents in Toronto will help. We feel that transparency of operations is a plus. The mullah house will be surrounded with much valuable ant-aircraft batteries drawn off of other targets and tied down.
This makes our mission more dangerous yes but it thins out the enemy. Those airline pilots with terminal cancer are encouraged to consider. (We are not suicidal terrorists we know about parachutes.)
Some of the proceeds will be realized from the advances of the script and exclusive media deals. One suggested title is, since I’m Canadian…
“Where Beavers Dare.”
I would suggest that anyone thinking we are not serious, i.e. mullah agents etc. has a manifold advantage for us, 1/ There will be less flak around the target. 2/ I’m not telling you.
What weighs 59 lbs., is the size of a breadbox and delivers 22 tons of explosive force.
Hint. Davie Crockette.
Sharp Legal Eagles are requested to consider the legal test case that may be encountered on this mission.
This is because the mullah has openly stated I’m to be killed for such crimes against humanity as eating hamburgers etc. and my constitution that has provisions for self defense. AND it is my natural right to help my fellow human. The population of the east may consider just what kind of hell has been unleashed by the Islamo-fascists terrorist and the unleashing of the western counter-terrorist in response.
Chesshire by Severn
The Canadian Government may deport me to my native land of Quebecistan
because they do not torture people there and the French have a longstanding tradition of “Viva Liberty”
Global Emergency Service
No law suit. The Democrats will demand a special prosecutor.