I’ll be celebrating Halloween here on Saturday night. If you’re going, look for the pirate wearing 12-15 pounds of leather and carrying a cat o’ many tails. Come say hi, and the first drink is on me. The second drink you can spill on your own self.

And some people think I must be kidding about the costume.

*That always sounded to me like an ad slogan for a poorly-named toothpaste.