WASHINGTON — Cindy Sheehan is the mother of a dead soldier who says she wants two things — a meeting with the president of the United States and American troops to leave Iraq now.
My first thought was of Corrado “Junior” Soprano, when the FBI wanted him to testify against Johnny Sack. Junior replied, “I want to fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first.”
Of course, Uncle June’s best line was delivered shortly before his arrest. He told a confederate that “the feds are so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem.”