Two days in a row, Jeff? Two fearsome, must-read posts without a single dick joke?
Anyway, click on over already and read the latest Protein Wisdom.
Well, I did manage tell John Merrick that he looks like a Coelacanth.
Which, that kind of looks like a dick, if a dick had gills and scales and little prehensile hand / flippers.
What, yours doesn’t?
BTW, I gave you two song-title headlines… and you didn’t even notice.
I’m not feeling the love here.
On the other hand, if your love has scales and some prehensile thing on it, then I’m cool with that. Really, really cool with it.
You should both keep your prehensile things to yourselves. I mean really.
I told Stephen to have a doctor look at it.
That is scary!…Yikes!
Do you know what you get when you cross Saddam Hussein with a potato?
… A Dictator!
OH! Wait a minute… I said it wrong. Do you know what you get when you cross Saddam Hussein a penis and a potato? …A Dicatator!… I thought you being Vodkapundit and all you might enjoy that joke! Isn’t Vodka made out of potatos?
Has anyone (other than Stephen Green) noticed that Jeff Goldstein has been on frakkin’ fire recently? He had a brief existential crisis a few months…