Alec Baldwin, Your Military Escort Has Arrived
November 3rd, 2004 - 1:31 pm
The fact that our northern neighbor is such a polite, peacable place is one reason this country is so free. Instead of having Huns on our border, we have a nice, quiet trade partner. Now this:
Disgruntled Democrats seeking a safe Canadian haven after President Bush won Tuesday’s election should not pack their bags just yet.
Canadian officials made clear on Wednesday that any U.S. citizens so fed up with Bush that they want to make a fresh start up north would have to stand in line like any other would-be immigrants — a wait that can take up to a year.
Dude, I am so ready to send the Marines up to open the Canadian border.
Fortunately for them and unfortunately for us, few if any of the “I’ll move to Canada!” crowd will follow through on their threat.
A lefty aquaintance of mine has made the vow that he’d do just that if the Republican won in every election since 1980. I still see him out walking his dog every evening.
Those people don’t want Canadian winters and they don’t want to pay Canadian taxes. They just want to whine about how they live in the Worst. Country. Ever. while enjoying its benefits.
Good God! Why would we want to inflict Alec Baldwin on Canada? What did Canada ever do to us to deserve that fate?
Stephen,
that would mean yet another war with Canada (fought them during the Revolution, and during the War of 1812.) EAch time we lost. If we lose again, we might get stuck with Quebec.
Snowbacks? Or would that be the other way around, if THEY’D elected a freedom-hating cowboy fascist?
You know, Mexico is SOOOO much closer to LA…..
Almost like you didn’t leave in the first place….
And, it would even up the numbers that Mexico sends here….
Oh, terrific. Thats all we need. we’ve already got a couple million ex-american moonbats up here.
Jack, we’ll trade some of our moonbats for some of your wingnuts.
Didn’t you learn anything from the first Gulf War. If you are going to send your troops up here don’t stop at the border – go all the way to Ottawa and depose our liberal dictator.
No, I’m serious.
I’ve nominated Alec to play Tim Blair in Michael Moore’s new movie, “The Buckeyes of the World Are Watching You.” Michael Caine will be cast as the loveably looney editor of the Guardian newspaper and the leftwing celebrity letter writers will play themselves.
Perhaps Moore can shoot the movie in France, so Baldwin can feel at home.
I agree Pat.
I’m not one to crap on my neighbors and then expect them to appreciate it.
Has anyone seen or heard from our beloved George Soros or has he already checked in to that monastery?
I’d like to list all those who have said they will leave the USA if GWB is elected and then post it on a website for all to see. Then we can send them our “best” wishes.
I checked out georgesoros.com just for giggles. He’s already on his way to Europe. Good riddance.
Isnt “Canada” the Sioux word for “2nd Prize”?
Think about it.
Tories and Supporters of the English crown migrate to “Canada” after the American Revolution.
Draft Dodgers and other fellow travellers leave the US for “Canada” in the 1960′s
And Now, Michael Moore is going to lead a moses-like march to the border of British Columbia to establish a new homeland for the disaffected and defeated American liberal elite.
I love Canada. I lived there for years ( I worked for an Oil Company in Calgary ) But seriously guys, what kind of offspring do you hope to have if you insist on breeding with these folks?
Do yourselves a favor guys, tell the liberal diaspora to keep moving, tell them Siberia is lovely this time of year and its just a little further down the road, all that much further from evil bush-hitler and the new American Reich.
Think of Berkelely, think of Greenwich village. Repeat the words “Dont let this happen to us”.
Bunch of Democrats moving to Canada? Screw that, we got enough right-wingers here already.
My first throught was Arrrrg, more liberals. How about this though, a trade. Send us your liberals and give me a greencard.
Or better yet lets do it by state. send us your liberals and let Alberta in.
http://www.americandigest.org/mt-archives/002556.php
Heh…
Brilliant idea.
Don’t feel sorry for the socialist snobs up there; open a one-way valve heading north and send em ALL the leftists we have. Then refuse to defend the leech-adian state in any future conflicts.
If we don’t export the freakshow that has become the Democrat party, we’ll just end up having to battle them down here. One way or another.
Nope, send em to Canada and send em to Mexico and send em to Europe. Either they’ll reform those places or they’ll be assimilated. That’s a win-win.
If you try, we will take up arms and resist. Our polearms are sharp, and you have been warned.
Drat. Do you think Switzerland would tae ‘em?
Actually, Canada is a mangling of a word in one of the east coast aboriginal languages. It means “Go home”.
I vote for Siniac’s idea. Let’s vote Alberta in and the liberal moonbats out! I LOVE Alberta! How about the Yukon too?
Did you notice that last line “a wait that can take up to a year.” It only takes a year to get Canadian citizenship/residency?! Whereever you’re from. . . Getting Labor Certification, which only gets you part way to a green card, in most states takes that long.
Um…we’re already full up with disgruntled lefties here.
And congrats with the election. Good call.
Maybe we can arrange an exchange of hostages. We give them Alec Baldwin and we get Damian Penny or Colby Cosh or that Flea feller. We don’t have to trade one for one; I’d gladly give up all the Baldwins for Damian. And we’ll throw in Garofalo as a bonus. They’ll think they’re getting the better part of the deal! Suckers!
One of the Baldwins is sane, Angie. I think its Stephen but I might have to find my field guide to the Baldwin brothers …
Its comments like that, man. Its comments like that.
Just occured to me (my bein’ a mouth-breathin’ red-stater and all) that all the hateful urban leftists should mind their manners more than they are.
We pay their way.
Secede the welfare cities — from San Fran to Detroit; from DC to Seattle — to their own People’s Paradise.
Like I say: be nice, leftists. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
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i get all my history from south park. and if i recall correctly canada has already bombed the baldwins.
Pat,
There was the unfortunate unpleasantness with Bryan Adams…
I know, they claim to have apologised… but god it STILL hurts…
Couldn’t we like, raffle off Quebec on e-bay, or something? I’d much rather pack our moonbats off to Baja. Small, compact, easy to keep track of, easy to wall off at need.
JS,
Shhhhhhh. My favorite surf and fishing spots are in Baja! The last thing I want are a bunch of down in the mouth hollywood types jacking up the prices. Again, Shhhhh!
Ricky
They’d better go to Quebec, then, because they’ll hate western Canada as much as they hate the US.
“Those people don’t want Canadian winters and they don’t want to pay Canadian taxes.”
No, but they think we should pay those rates. Interesting bit of hypocrisy (okay…a BIG bit), no?
I see a real possibility for an exchange program. Every worthless lib leaving here is replaced by deserving Canadians or Euros-before Europe totally self destructs.