Does Teresa have the toll-free number to the George Hamilton Center?
Looks like he is tanned, and ready to go!
Ready to rrrrrrumble!
elections over. wrap it up. over. period. look at that tan. over over over.
Hamilton Center, oh my!
Too rich for my blood.
I think the timers gone off on this butterball turkey.
What the hell is wrong with the Kerry campaign?
At least Dukakis, Mondale and McGovern went down with dignity. This is just F-ing ridiculous.
Do you think it has anything at all to do with this?
“I’m not just a member of Tanning Club for Men. I’m the friggin’ treasurer! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!”
Oompa Loompas arise! You have nothing to loose but your chains… and those silly wigs that the MAN makes you wear…
I can just see the new slogan: “Orange You Glad You’re Voting Kerry?”
I try to avoid poking at people’s appearance but this is ridiculous (and self-inflicted). He looks like an absolute fool.
One would think that a campaign filled head to toe with white people would have collective knowledge on how to use ‘tan in a bottle’ products. Tan, not roasted turkey, people.
Now just how will THAT look at the debates tomorrow night? Can you say “heavy powder make-up” and “subtle camera lighting” anyone?
I don’t know about the rest of you but I am convinced that Kerry is really a Republican sleeper agent that Rove and Wolfowitz created 20 years ago to ensure that Dubya wins a second term. Think about it, a month ago the polls were neck and neck. Then one night, I bet there was a phone call to the Kerry compound that said for him to play a game of solitaire and now the next thing you know, he’s turned into the Prince of Orange and is down 7 points.
A syndicated morning radio show I listen to is comparing this picture to the “Warmeister”, a character from the kids Christmas animated show “A Year Without Santa Claus”. Even the hair is dead on. They promise to have “switched at birth” photos up later today…
Sheesh, can’t Kerry’s skin even maintain a consistent position?
What will he flip-flop to next? Pink? Red? Pasty white?
I just hope he gets his Botox injection well enough in advance of the debates. It would be a shame if he couldn’t show facial expressions…yeah, real shame…
Reminds me of the Seinfeld where Kramer was in a hot tub basting himself. Not sure if it was the Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken episode.
Somebody call Willy Wonka… an Umpa Lumpa has escaped the chocolate factory.
The orange skin-color is OBVIOUSLY a result of over-application of cosmetics in order to cover up Kerry’s extreme paleness.
In addition, Kerry is very VERY GAUNT looking.
And, he has laryngitis.
MAYBE these are symptons of a SEROIUS HEALTH CONDITION?
Paleness, weight-loss, laryngitis.
Has his cancer spread? Does his cancer treatment make him weak, and more suseptible to infections?
OR, are they side-effects of drugs Kerry is taking to treat his CANCER or his PARASOMNIA?
Well… how do you know – SINCE KERRY REFUSES TO RELEASE HIS MEDICAL RECORDS????????????
OK, obviously this is tan-in-can, and the product has a tendency to come out too orange. However, this almost looks like someone intentionally added too much orange dye (“warm”) to the mix. Given the high-priced haircuts and the clothes he wears, I find it had to believe that he didn’t get the best tanning-spray available, professionally applied.
An application this bad coming right before the first debate says one thing: “Hillary Clinton dirty tricks.”
The question was raised, “What’s wrong with the Kerry campaign?”
The answer is simple: Hillary08.
Memo to Kerry: those Clintonistas on your team aren’t on your team..
I’ll just cut and paste my comment from the other day, since it fits:
I keep wondering if John Kerry and Michael Jackson have the same problem: their inner circle consists mostly of paid sycophants; neither guy has a real friend, someone to tell them “dude, that doesn’t make any sense”, “man, that’s stupid”, “sheesh, lose those frigging pants, you look like a jackoff” and things like that.
Maybe Kerry thinks new orange man look is “right on”. After all, who is he appealing to? Smack Down, WWF, VH-1, MTV, AOL dedicated masses obviously. Maybe he doesn’t want to appear too pastey-white to his minions. They just might jump to vote for him if his hair was dyed avacado green and his nails painted like dragon claws.
Expressing support for Syracuse, I’d guess. Or, possibly, Go Gators!
I dunno, Slart–looks to me like he’s making a run for the Tennessee vote…
Eep. Is that a St. Jude’s medallion I see around his neck?
You get orange by mixing red and yellow.
Sounds appropriate for Kerry.
He’s trying to be the anti-Nixon for the debates. The real JFK probably won over a lot of people in the 1960 debate by not appearing as pasty white on tv as Richard Nixon. John F-’in Kerry is stealing another page out of his idol’s playbook.
Zonker’s Malign Influence On The Democratic Party Rears Its Ugly Head Yet Again
Oompa loompa doompadee doo I’ve got a potent bronzer for you Oompa loompa, doompadah dee Use it wisely or end up like me….
Ohhh, I don't think so Stephen.
George Hamilton? I beg to differ. Try Willie Wonka.
re: Nixon, JFK and debates
he looks like a pumpkin and the dogs agree in my latest posted cartoon..