50 Things Guys Call Breasts
February 24th, 2004 - 10:52 am
Tits
Knockers
Boobs
Equipment
Pair
Melons
Diddies
Jugs
Rack
Hooters
Mosquito bites
Bazooms
Ta-Tas
Torpedoes
Frontage
Bait
Headlights
Pomegranates
Blouse bunnies
Lungs
Canons
Bobbers
Your eyes (as in,
Didn’t see my favorite
TEATS!
You have entirely too much times on your hands.
Put me down for Winnobeggos.
raisins (small size only)
Allow me to add three:
moneymakers
floaties
tittays
You have knockers down twice.
McGuffies, Marge Simpson’s preferred name, and size.
You seem to have overlooked ‘ta-tas’. Figuratively speaking of course.
dirty pillows!
Where are the Monty Python fans? She has “huge….tracts of land”
there is one from the 50′s that kind of fits. Those chrome bullet-noses on car bumpers were called “Dagmars” after the actress of, uh….”huge….tracts of land” fame. So all you Monte Python fans, another option for all your “nudge-nudge-wink-wink” conversations.
My nominations:
Chi-chi
One for the Aussies: Skin footies (footballs).
Otter (Animal House): Major-League Yabbos!
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Closing remarks: (!)
T’s;
Funbags.
Casabas — as in melons.
A stripper in Vegas I met called hers “Mike and Ike.” Too bad her personality wasn’t as nice as her vitaes.
The dirty old prof who taught my medieval history course would only call them “dairy-fountain treats.”
I don’t remember a damn thing about medieval history, but I recall that bit of terminology.
Cockney rhyming slang: “Bristols” (short for Bristol cities).
Gazongas.
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Floppy Disks
Saddam’s favorite from Gulf War I:
Baby Milk Factories
Sweater Meat
hoo-hoo’s