My bride sent me this weeks ago, but I kept forgetting to upload it.
(Click for the full-size version)
My question is, did she mean to give me a chuckle or a shudder?
Am I missing something? I don’t see a link. =(
Ouch. That hurts.
Great pic. I think you can call her your wife now.
It’s funny that you should post this now. I saw a Corvette with the same wording (although it was a Texas plate) in Argyle this weekend.
I wonder how different the reaction would be to one that says WAS – HERS …?
TO: Stephen Green
RE: Warning Shots
Better stop focusing on other women’s chests, compadre.
Now that you’re married, your body, including your eyes, are no longer your own.
Eh, it’s only a boxster. No big loss.
If it was a GT2, however… Well, the prosecution probably wouldn’t want me on that Jury.
Taking his stuff: amusing.
Taking her stuff…?
Because, as we all know, it’s always his fault.
Frankly, this kind of crap pisses me off.
While in line a MickyD’s the other morning I noticed a rear window sticker that made me blow coffee thru my nose.Fully decked out ,brand new F150 truck with beautiful young girl at the wheel.Sticker said…”My other toy has a penis”…classic.
Yeah, whatever. Tell that story to a toy with a penis who’s had his kids taken away as part of a standard divorce settlement.
Required reading: The Myth of Male Power, by Warren Farrell.
TO: Ian Wood
RE: Life Bites
“Tell that story to a toy with a penis who’s had his kids taken away as part of a standard divorce settlement.” — Ian Wod
I suspect rh doesn’t have any kids. So I doubt he appreciates the situation you describe.
Funny thing about having children. Your whole life turns around. Suddenly you’re changed into something you never thought possible. And then, to have that essential part of your life ripped away from you….
[You never really know a woman until you've met her in court.]
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