This will set the conspiracy theorists’ hearts to poundning:

Police searching for Dr David Kelly, the Ministry of Defence official quizzed this week over the government’s Iraq dossier, have found a man’s body.

Officers have confirmed that the body matches Dr Kelly’s description.

Come to think of it, “Yellowcake” does sound a bit like the name of a lame Bond villian. Maybe from one of the Timothy Dalton movies…