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April 30th, 2003 - 1:51 am
Found this on Drudge:
An Iraqi group opposed to the US presence in Iraq said yesterday that Saddam Hussein would address the country within three days.
“He is still alive. He is going to address a message to Iraqis and to the (Arab) nation within 72 hours,” the previously-unknown Iraqi Resistance and Liberation wrote in a letter published by the London-based newspaper al-Quds al-Arabi. The group said that it was not made up of “the remnants of the (ousted) Iraqi Government”.
Should US military intelligence be able to zero in on the location of the broadcast, they plan to send in Ash and his “boomstick” to finish off the undead Saddam.
Groovy.
Lady, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store.
“Come get some.”
I predict that this will be today’s longest comments thread, filled almost entirely with quotes from Evil Dead 1-3.
The only mention that prompts a larger quote barrage than Evil Dead is Monty Python.
I also heard the UBL is going to be Saddams opening act since they are both in the same location….HELL.
Ahhh, the power of the Tomahawk.
Let’s see…
Small swarms of ineffectual but irritating-in-quantity mini-Ashes attempting to slow his progress.
A fight against obvious evil.
Concerted and deliberate action by a portion of Ash himself determined to change his ways or hobble him.
A good-natured and tough-talking lead actor who follows up what he says* and leans amusingly towards the pragmatic.
Now…how to tie in the Book of the Dead to the UN Charter…
*Of course, I twist the Whitehouse’s actual credibility on this one, but the spirit of the point remains.
Klatu. Verata. Nicto.
Stephen better block my IP before I go crazy here.
Good. Bad. We’re the guys with the guns.
Hey, you’ve got something on your face.
Now I swear…the next one of you primates even thinks about touching me…..
BOOM!
“Hail to the king baby.”
Guess what I’m watching tonight.
Hey, these AoD quotes can even describe internation relations:
France – “You found me beautiful once…”
USA – “Baby, you got real ugly.”
News: In national elections, Yemen’s pro-US governing party won an overwhelming victory over Islamofascists, Nasserites and Baathists (Baathists took a bath. Hee Hee.) There were the usual voting irregularities, however, not enough to account for the support for the GPC, or the fact that Yemen voters chose not to send a Get-out message to the US troops in Iraq. A pro-US orientation could be gelling in Arabia. Meanwhile, the Wahabi entity is booting out US troops. Let me think…
http://www.yementimes.com/