This is one nasty cold. Thankfully, my lovely bride had some very funky cough syrup left from her bout with it a couple months ago. While it’s helping my lungs, it’s keeping me pretty well doped up.
Fun fun fun.
Hope you get to feeling better soon!
Matt mentioned you might be joining us this Saturday for the concert? I’ve ordered two tix online – I can send you the link if you’re interested.
I decided I wasn’t having fun anymore. It was a bitter moment. After a little longer I thought I would never smile again. It was a sort of mourning, in a way. And, since I couldn’t imagine life without alcohol, I got depressed.
There is a simple (not easy) solution.
RE: Colds R US
Is this the one where you cough almost all night long? And doesn’t go away for a month+?
Or is it the one where, after 11 am, you can’t understand any words with more than one syllable?
Just got over the latter one this weekend.
Best thing for a cold…raw garlic. I buy the minced kind and eat it by the tablespoon until my cold goes away. It has the added benefit that people don’t bother you much while you’re taking the cure.
Of course, having a garlic clove skewed by a toothpick and immeresed in a bath of vodka is also perfectly acceptable.
I hope a weekend of heavy drinking and little sleep has not contributed to your cold. If so, I am sorry…we’ll do better next time.
By the way, we found your gloves. They really came in handy on Monday morning during the deep freeze! Take care, feel better and I hope you’ll make it this weekend!
It’s keeping you “pretty well doped up…” And this is different from the usual because…??
Feel better soon!
I have a little “cough syrup” ev’ry night before bed.
Enjoy the cough syrup while you can. Benylin is my fave!
As a pedantic aside – I presume that your bride is actually no longer your bride now that the wedding is over, but is in fact now your wife?
Tell your (no doubt beautiful) bride to slip some Jagermeister into your martini. Yes, dear, I know: martinis, like virgins, should be enjoyed pure, simple, and after only the slightest of throttlings. But, really, Jag does the trick for those nasty cold bugs.
Of course, you ARE using Grey Goose, yes?
Get well soon!
Gato’s been mucking w/his site again.
Will someone get him a date?
RE: “Cough Syrup”
I prefer to ‘scotch’ my colds.
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