Wait’ll He Gets to Bush
Isntapundit doesn’t like anybody — and he’s damn funny about it, too.
Take Daschle. I always thought he was kind of a tough guy. He has that deeply-lined face, he’s from one of the godforsaken states where they have “northers”. And he was the Senate Majority Leader, fer cryin’ out loud. It should take some kind of toughness to get there. Then you hear his voice, and you realize you could snap his neck between your thumb and forefinger. That is, if it would even snap, and not just squish like an overripe banana. If this guy is in a position of power, it’s not because he swatted the opposition like flies, or burned holes in their brains with his steely gaze. He just found a path to power that didn’t go too close to any drains, and oozed there.
I’ve seen Pelosi on the news, too. Her neck wouldn’t even squish; it’s just a tether for that ditzy helium-balloon head of hers. Where do they find these people?
Read it all.
The MoronWatch girlfriend works in the beauty industry, or whatever the hell it’s called. She doesn’t do plastic surgery, but every day is around people who do or clients who have had stuff done. She can look at someone and immediately list the varied procedures that person had done.
When she saw the Pelosi press conference a few weeks back, the number of procedures she could identify stood at eight. We both marveled at the eyebrows, always going back to the eyebrows. Take a look at ‘em when you get a chance–they’re angled like an upside-down V, as if the surgeon took the Star Trek Federation emblem and stapled it to her head, and then yanked the forehead up until the eyebrows aligned with the emblem.
Pelosi must wear one of those double eye shields at night, like you get on international flights, as I’m not sure she can close her eyes all the way.