Jesus drives an old 1941 Zephyr. Need proof?
Sayeth the Lord:
Son, You’re going to drive Me to drinkin’
If You don’t stop drivin’ that hot rod Lincoln
Or maybe it only counts if you worship Charlie Ryan.
Damn right! I should’ve known you’d be the one to think of it. Or me.
Bah…Jesus would drive a good ole’ Harley. Why? Can’t ya just picture the Son of God cruising down the highway, his long, Nazarite hair blowing in the breeze–with his pack of trusty followers in tow?
Today the BBC reported that Jesus probably drove a Honda, because the Good Book tells us that “the Apostles were all of one Accord.”
I’m just amazed that I seem to be the only person in the whole blogosphere or usenet who spotted the Dodge in the Gospel story:
And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, Give me here John the Baptist’s head in a Charger.” Matt. 14:8