This Will Only Hurt the Entire Time
October 24th, 2002 - 10:29 pm
On a weeknight, Melissa never finishes her half of the bottle of wine we sometimes enjoy with dinner. So it’s up to me to finish the job. Even so, I ran out long before the laughs and tears of Four Weddings and a Funeral were over.
So I poured myself a scotch.
But even were I entirely sober, I’d still be laughing my, uh, bits off at this bit of silliness from Presidential Candidate Laurence Simon.
Elves, indeedy.
(Which reminds me of something I shouted in the theater during that awful “re-imagining” of Planet of the Apes: “Man, look-it all them flyin’, splodin’ monkeys.”)
The only thing funnier is the list of folks that signed it.
Cheers!
It’s getting harder and harder to maintain my faith in humanity in the face of people’s continued attempts to prove how goddamn stupid they are.