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Better Than “Cats”

August 23rd, 2002 - 12:14 am

Steven Den Beste forwarded something to me, explaining that it “looks more like your kind of thing than mine.”

Boy, is it.

A few years ago, some smarty-pants college professor fooled a bunch of stupid college professors, by publishing a bunch of PC-babble gibberish (quite literally, gibberish) and getting it praised by his collegues.

The good folks at The Daily Sedative have done something similar with this wicked parody of left-liberal columnists.

It isn’t important to think about it, but I think it’s safe to assume that they understand us. They must understand us. We’re us. After all, I am writing this editorial, and I think I understand us, so so should they.

But really, we inundate them with Western products like Coca-Cola and Levi’s Jeans. We all know they are perfectly capable of understanding our culture based on inferences made on those exports. “Our culture is our biggest export,” you know? It’s a fact.

But let’s not worry about that. We are the ones with the tanks and fighter planes, so obviously we are the ones who must do the understanding.

There’s more. Hysterically more. Check it out.

NOTE: Other features on TDS include a discussion with Hitler about bin Laden, John Ashcroft as a crusading anti-Christ, and Desert Storm showing in reruns. I’ve bookmarked the site already, and so should you.

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