Name that Battle

Peter Stanley — no, not that Peter Stanley, I don’t think — writes in:

OK, so “Gulf War II” is a misnomer. What shall we call it?

How about “The Stunted Nephew of All Battles.” Has a nice ring to it, don’t
you think?

Or The Retarded Step-Child of All Battles?

Duh-Day?

Miller Time?

Really, the possibilities are endless. What’ve you got?

UPDATE: So far, Bill in Boston is leading the pack with “Desert Storm II – Electric Boogaloo.”

I’d considered and discarded “Desert Storm II – The Wrath of Khan” when I first wrote the post. Now I know why.