An Open Letter
June 28th, 2002 - 10:57 am
Dear TAPPED,
You mean it took today’s very extra special stupid column before you realized that Cal Thomas is an intolerable, intolerant, ignorant, schmuck? Shame on you.
We here in the blogosphere have known that since way back when his hair was that color naturally.
Marching on Glenn‘s Orders,
-Steve
Why does he take the time to dye his eyebrows, but not his mustache?
Careful…some people *coughBennettcough* already think you’re Glenn’s bitch.
Wait… I’m Steve’s bitch. Does that make me Glenn’s Grandbitch?
Cal’s hair is not combed. It is forged.
I could have sworn the man had sense. Oh well.
Man, Cal’s last remark even makes most of us Christians cringe. Yeow – do you suppose there’s someone with some glue or toxic paint working in the ajoining office ?
Damn, why didn’t I get the memo? I’ve been reading blogs for months and never saw a mention of Cal Thomas. Y’all have been ragging on Fisk and Margo and Rall and Chomsky, but never Not-so-silent Cal.
Of course, I’ve been reading his column for years, so I know what he’s like. The newspaper publishes his column on the same day as Hackworth, Lileks and Dowd, giving readers ideological whiplash.
“Politically, this case could be bigger than the O.J. Simpson murder trial.”
That’s right, Cal – Never pass up an opportunity to mention OJ. Does this guy have a penchant for hyperbole, or what?
Hey Laurence – If I’m YOUR bitch, does that make me – Oh, never mind.
Sorry, Bill. We all knew about Cal, but it’s been years since any of us cared. It’s like, does anyone really care what Robert Scheer has to say? They write for themselves. Think of them as paper bloggers with no hits.
Spfff! Spfff!
Steve, James… Are you going to help me clean off my monitor and keyboard now?
{note to self: don’t read either of these guys stuff while drinking a mojito}
Well, there is the stopped watch thing:
The resignation of religious broadcaster Pat Robertson as president and board member of the Christian Coalition pulls the plug on a comatose religious-political body that effectively died more than a decade ago. The meltdown marks the second time in a century (the first being Prohibition) when an attempted marriage between church and state failed both institutions.
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/calthomas/ct20011211.shtml
Indepundit – Not even worth wasting the brainpower on… nobody is my bitch. I’m too low on the heirarchy to merit a bitch. I only merit half a flunky, or perhaps time-share a sycophant.
I think virtually everyone with half a brain or an ounce of sense thinks Cal has gone off the deep end. Must be that hair die seeping into his brain. I have laid into that post as well on my blog.
Cal Thomas is MY bitch. Stop picking on him.
Is it too late to sign up to be someone’s bitch?
Damn. I don’t want bitches, but I’m in the market for boytoys.
Close enough.
Meryl, you’d better not be pawning your future boytoys off on me as surrogate muses!
Drown in your Vodka.