VP Is Mad Again
April 25th, 2002 - 9:07 am
Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah is expected to warn President Bush that we might lose the Kingdom’s friendship over our support for Israel.
I’m going to say this as nicely as I can: You goddamn stupid motherfucker.
It was your people, by and large, who attacked us on 9/11.
It was your money, mostly, that financed them.
It is your creed, completely, that turns little girls into suicidal killers.
And then there’s our side.
It’s our money that keeps you in Scotch, whores, and palaces.
It’s our weapons that keep you in power.
It’s our army that could have you packing for Switzerland by July.
You do not want to back us into a corner, capice? Are we clear now, Princey-poo?
Yes, but Steve, tell us what you really think. This diplo-speak of yours is beginning to tire your loyal readers.
I turn 33 tomorrow, Robert. I’m cranky.
I just turned 33 last month. Age has nothing to do with crankiness……..
I’ve been cranky for a long, long time. A day without being cranky is a day wasted.
Salud, Kaptain K!
What a wuss, my date to a ball has a glaring contest with a mate of mine bitch of a date. (Think two extremely mad cats not clawing each other but close enough to…) And yes I am cranky, well because she was…grr. What is so bad about 33 anyway, I turn 35 in December.
At least I know the bfh’s bf (my friend) got no loving last night. So he is cranky as well. Ain’t love and life grand?
Maybe Abdullah and his contingent of his father’s Fahdicidal maniacs can pick up on the lease of the place where the Afghan “King” was hiding out all this time.
hallelujah. pass the gin.
You forgot to mention that Just For Men Beard Dye that he gets from America, too. Or is that Marks-A-Lot? Or oil?
Let’s not forget who built those oil wells for him in the first place either, without which etc.
Why blame Abdullah? He’s just figured out that Bush is gonna roll over for him. Of course he’s gonna jerk us around.
Just a wild guess, but that sort of belligerent bullying is probably part of the reason that billions of people in this world loathe America. Explaining to him why it’s in his best interests to remain Dubya’s loyal puppy is one thing, but outright threats should he choose any other course of action is a little pathetic.
“That sort of belligerent bullying”? Hell, I’d advocate the kind of fraternal assistance that the Soviet Union gave to the Hungarian people in ’56.
Q: What’s that red stuff in the tank treads?
A: Slow Sa’udis.
Jamese makes a good point. You’d better watch your mouth, Stephen, or those guys might send some more hijackers over here.
They send more hijackers. Seeing how the atmosphere in the States is about now, those hijackers would probably be better off in the Cuban camp than in a plane full of really pissed off Americans – with just clay knives or something. It would be good for moral, too, to have a few hijacker-maulings in the news.
Correction: “should” send more hijackers. Damn thing didn’t print right.
Lose the Kingdom’s friendship? ROFL This guy is some card. A regular Jerry Seinfeld.
Robert, you insensitive lout! Jamese is a woman.
Aftera talking with my german national roommate i have come to the conclusion that though we COULD WIN THE WAR IF WE SARTED IT our country is just not structured to effectivly take over another and husband it to an effective and stable gov.t our policy makers just change too often. the best we can ever hope for is to muck about and have the next guy say: well I did not make that mess damned if I will dirty my hands cleaning it up.
Take afganistan for instance; I know I will vote against buch if the other guy dosent fart on camera and uses good diction. Do you think whoever taht is will tkae the time to clean up afganistan? NO
Do you think the american people, who have already turned their attention to other political happenings will ask him to clean up afganistan? NO
one wonders why the rest of the wollds scoffs at america. It might be because from their perspective we NEVER follow through, and are as changeable as the wind.
Dear Him,
In Re: cleaning up fascist thugocracies after we defeat them and force them to accept Unconditional Surrender. Can you say “Germany” and “Japan”? I knew you could.
We do need to remember, however, old Dugout Doug’s comment: “There is no substitute for victory.”