#AskHamas: Terrorists' Hashtag Outreach Blows Up Twitter

The hashtag #AskHamas is currently at the top of Twitter’s trends, and apparently this began not as a stunt but as an actual outreach attempt from Hamas itself. Reports ABC:

Hamas launched #AskHamas on Friday. The campaign promised responses from the group’s leaders, or as they called it, “Truth from the mouth of the horse.”

The mouth, people. Of THE HORSE.

Obviously, worldwide Twitter used this opportunity to find some measure of truth and integrity from the people who hide weapons underneath kindergartens.

#AskHamas Do you think zebras are black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? Or do you just blame zebras on the Jews?

— Patrick Henrys Ghost (@Pissed_Pat) March 13, 2015

Our version of a human shield… ever consider it? #AskHamas pic.twitter.com/Xiv0AbGLLE

— Country Music (@Country__Songs) March 13, 2015

Do I still have time to take my human shield to Sears for a Mothers Day photo shoot? #AskHamas pic.twitter.com/0uWLdWZpb6 They Blow Up So Fast

— Sara (@SGLawrence) March 13, 2015

#AskHamas My wife glanced at a magazine with a man in it. What sized stones should I use?

— IXLR8 (@DenverOilGuy) March 13, 2015

When are your top leaders gathering in one place and where will this meeting be? #AskHamas

— Rob H. (@waitomo11) March 13, 2015

#AskHamas on a scale of 1-10, how bad do you want to lash me for exposing my ankle? pic.twitter.com/VaVnEZwEfd

— Leah the Boss (@LeahRBoss) March 13, 2015

#AskHamas Will you continue to invest heavily into Gaza hospitals’ modernization ? pic.twitter.com/QWJWc7TspH

— שומרים Hackman Watch (@HackmanWatch) March 13, 2015

Are you as sad as I am that @greggutfeld left @RedEyeFNC? #AskHamas

— ♫ vic ♫ (@DivaMomVicki) March 13, 2015

Mutilated or unmutilated? #AskHamas @HamasInfoEn

— Martin Wilfork (@Martin_Wilfork) March 13, 2015

Am I alive today because my parents got life saving vaccines from an Israeli doctor? #AskHamas pic.twitter.com/Fup8oTMw5b

— Sara (@SGLawrence) March 13, 2015

Of course, terror apologist and serial fabricator Max Blumenthal — the man whose recent book on Israel was panned as too pro-terror by most of the American left — took the opportunity to defend the worst of the worst: