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August 7, 2014 - 1:23 pm
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John Kerry reporting for duty. John Kerry windsurfing. John Kerry riding a pink girl’s bicycle?

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The photo was snapped by a Nantucket local and published in the Boston Herald. Howie Carr supplies the snark:

Has Vladimir Putin seen this photo of John Kerry yet? Has Benjamin Netanyahu?

When they do, I think one of them will be laughing and the other — well, no, even Bibi will be cracking up when he sees Hamas’ best buddy wobbling on a bicycle on Nantucket last weekend.

A girl’s bike.

A girl’s pink bike.

As usual with these annual summer photos on Nantucket, Kerry looks surprised that someone just walking along happens to have a cellphone camera. It’s happened to Liveshot how many times now, just on Nantucket, and he’s still astounded that it’s happened again.

Apparently, he still believes it’s 1984, and the only photographers are from the Globe, and if they take another embarrassing shot, he can just call Mr. Winship or Mrs. Winship and get it killed.

Now, embarrassing photos go around the world when the Globe is Photoshopping tomorrow’s halo above Liveshot’s exquisitely coiffed mane.

Behind him, you can see his new white dog — could his name be Surrender? I don’t see a baggie in Mr. Secretary’s hand, nor do I see Glenn Johnson trailing behind him. That’s a job his aide Johnson is well-suited for — following behind, cleaning up messes left by a clueless Democrat and his pup. After all, Glenn was Kerry’s head cheerleader at the Globe.

I just got back from Dallas, where I went to the museums for George W. Bush and JFK. They have some amazing photos at both locations, but after seeing this last photo of the secretary of state, I have an idea for where John Kerry’s “mu­seum” should go.

On Nantucket, where his greatest photos have been taken.

Last year, it was the Herald’s photo of him climbing onto his $7.5-million yacht, the Isabella, the one he tried to avoid paying taxes on, as Egypt was convulsed in revolution.

Then there was the late-night photo of him with some female teenyboppers, one of them sipping a cold one out of a red Solo cup with a penis straw.

And speaking of Nan­tucket, don’t forget the famous video from the 2004 election, of Kerry wind­surfing — a man of the people, all right, as long as the people are gigolos.

Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin has been seen tramping through the brush, bare chested, with a hunting rifle, as you’ll see in the photo on the next page.

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And I looked, and behold a pink bike: and his name that sat on it was John Kerry, and failure followed with him.
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Hey, leave the dog out of your sarcasm.
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If the dog's so careless about who he's seen with in public he deserves everything he gets.
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Both Kerry and Obama are complete pu$$ie$. You should have included a picture of Dubyah out riding with Veterans. He is an awesome man!
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What would Jenghis Khan say if he saw that?
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It is funny because you like to make fun of our country's secretary of state and prop up a dictator. Oh hahahaha. Putin is so great.
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State Department's version of "riding dirty".
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This is a coded messaged to our seal teams embedded in Iraq. When Kerry rides the pink bike, strike at dawn.
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Well, the bike suits, but it's hard to believe he can do this without training wheels.
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There once was a chump from Nantucket, His policies upchucked in a bucket, He went where there's trouble, But they all popped his bubble, And now he can only say _______.
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fluff it.
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what's the big deal? this is the signature Kerry photo that should hang in the entrance to the State Department. Wait a minute. Need to photoshop a helmet on him to calm down the nanny patrols.
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Don't forget the my little pony knee and elbow pads. Snapped the picture too soon it was going to be look no hands.
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In yesterday’s American Spectator, the estimable Ben Stein, to me a thoroughgoing gentleman who goes to greater lengths than almost anybody to treat others with dignity and respect as a matter of course, actually referred to the State Department as a latrine. His precise words were “the White House and its latrine, the Department of State.” Absolutely spot on, of course, but I was floored nonetheless.

His righteous anger is a beautiful thing. You can read it here: http://spectator.org/articles/60201/world-thoroughly-kilter
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