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Ted Cruz Sorry/Not Sorry About Losing the Vampire Vote

Texas senator responds to True Blood episode in which Republicans are murdered at a Ted Cruz fundraiser.

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Paula Bolyard

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July 22, 2014 - 7:08 pm

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Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) responded on Facebook to a True Blood episode that featured a storyline with a massacre at a fundraiser for Ted Cruz at the George W. Bush Presidential Library. In the episode, a pair of  left-leaning vampires show up at the Republican fundraiser to search for the parents of their enemy. Pam, the female vampire, catches a glimpse of herself in a mirror with a sparkly dress and big hair and exclaims, “I’m a Republican!” Except instead of “Republican” she invents a sexually crude word that’s not worth repeating here because it’s juvenile and debauched. After Pam recovers from her shock at looking like a Republican, a bloody massacre ensues at the gala.

On his personal Facebook page, Cruz said he never expected to turn up on the “misogynist and profanity-ridden” show. “I’m sorry to have lost the vampire vote,” Cruz wrote, “but am astonished (and amused) that HBO is suggesting that hard-core leftists are blood-sucking fiends.”

But in retrospect, Cruz acknowledged that he probably never had a chance with the hard-core leftist blood suckers:

 

 

Cruz’s senior communications advisor (and frequent tag-team Twitter partner) Amanda Carpenter agreed:

 

 

In addition to writing for PJ Tatler and PJ Lifestyle, Paula also writes for Ohio Conservative Review, and RedState. She is co-author of a new Ebook called, Homeschooling: Fighting for My Children’s Future. She is a member of the Wayne County Executive Committee. Paula describes herself as a Christian first, conservative second, and Republican third.
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Dems also similar in reaction to sunlight....
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So, essentially leftists are a bunch of man spirited hacks, but Tea Partiers have a sense of humor.
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I must say that Cruz is the most adroit comeback artist since Ronald Reagan.
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Leftist Democrats being portrayed as blood-sucking ghouls? Sounds like pretty accurate type-casting to me.
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Dems also similar in reaction to sunlight....
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and holy water
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LOL! What next, HBO?

If all Republicans would adopt the tried and true strategy of not taking these Hollywood hacks seriously (like Ted Cruz) and started pointing fingers and laughing at these narcissists, wouldn't be too long before a bunch wooden actors would be silent.
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So, essentially leftists are a bunch of man spirited hacks, but Tea Partiers have a sense of humor.
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Whether your comment was meant as a truth or a sarcasm you are correct in either case.
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I must say that Cruz is the most adroit comeback artist since Ronald Reagan.
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...Burn!
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