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March 3, 2014 - 8:31 am
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Official White House photo

 

There is nothing more glorious than an official White House photo as a subject for our “world famous” caption contest.

This photo of President Obama speaking with Russian President Vladimir Putin was released on Saturday, March 1 at 6 p.m. EST.

So while Putin has moved tanks into Crimea and is contemplating invading Ukraine (which might cause Obama to miss a few rounds of golf) at least we could all take comfort in knowing that our Commander-in-Chief looked AWESOME in his Saturday jeans.

Was Obama channeling Ronald Reagan’s “evil empire – tough guy” look?  Will some intern please find an axe?

Reagan wearing jeans

Did Obama think that wearing tight jeans in the Oval Office would help intimidate this guy?

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Here are more serious questions for our contest writers to address:

Whom should occupy the three empty chairs shown in the photo?  (People either dead or alive)

What was Obama REALLY saying to Putin?

Is Obama about to “blink first” in this photo?  (Google if you are confused.)

What was Putin wearing or NOT wearing when this photo was taken?

True or False: Obama asked Michelle — Does this stance make me look more like John Wayne or General Patton?

What would FDR do?

What would Jimmy Carter do?

What would Jesus do?

Is Hillary hiding in the desk  (John-John style) after measuring the drapes in the Oval Office?

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Can you determine if Obama is wearing boxers or briefs?

Is Obama on hold trying to order a large pepperoni with double cheese or a small gluten-free veggie?

Who the heck is in charge of official White House photos? Did they really think that this photo was going to help bolster Obama’s image as a strong leader?

Oh no, I just got a call from the security guard in the lobby of our building said he said that the IRS and the NSA are on their way upstairs.

Quick, write your entries NOW, so I can read them on the train to Camp Obama.

 

 

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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"Thank you for calling the Kremlin. Your business is important to us.."
37 weeks ago
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"Vlad, you better cut it out in Ukraine - these jeans are stone-washed!"

"I've got Biden, Kerry & Hagel sitting here . . . and we unanimously say you're a Pootie-Head."

"Vlad, I've got Ted Cruz, the Tea Party, Limbaugh & Palin givin' me fits."
"Well, Crimea . . . . river! You don't have Leno laughing at you every night anymore!"
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Obama dials 1-800-RESET.
37 weeks ago
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Ironically, Putin called Obama at 3:00 A.M.
37 weeks ago
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"Can anyone there speak Austrian?"
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Press "1" for Putin

Press "2" for Snowden

Press "eleventeen" if you are Obama
37 weeks ago
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Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Barack Obama: "Mr. Putin, please take my call!"
37 weeks ago
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Vlad. I said 3 to 4. What don't you understand about that?
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Ya better wise-up, Vlad...I've put my man pants on. And, in case your wonderin' -- it Depends.
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"Thank you for calling the Kremlin. Your business is important to us.."
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"I promise not to send troops to Ukraine if you keep Snowden."
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