Thanks to everyone who entered our latest and very successful contest. All the entries were “hair-larious.”
The Grand Prize is awarded to Kuce, (our most recent Caption King) for this zinger:
Get Governor Perry on the phone – his hair deserves a place in my Administration.
Kuce also had several honorable mentions:
Out the Resolute Desk. In the Rogaine Desk.
I did not have fiscal relations with that woman.
Get an iPad loaded with all the episodes of my show. We’ve got to send a gift for the Queen of England.
(Editor’s note: In case you forgot, as a gift to Queen Elizabeth, Obama presented her with an iPod full of his speeches in 2009.)
Here are the rest of the best:
RockThisTown, another long time Caption King had several winners:
“My first official act as President will be to waterboard Rosie O’Donnell with Slim-Fast.”
(Editor’s note: Trump and Rosie O’Donnell despise each other.)
First Medal of Freedom winner under a Trump Presidency: Vidal Sassoon.
Announcing TrumpCare – mandatory hair care insurance for everyone. If you like your hair stylist, you can keep your hair stylist.
“I am naming Stevie Wonder as my Hair Czar”
JRSWINE had this cute entry:
I have hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, all the gold in Fort Knox, and this place is still 17 trillion in the red. YOU’RE ALL FIRED!
Cfbleachers had several great ones. Here are a few of his best:
This would be a weird transition — The Apprentice has been the President for 8 years already.
Donald as President? Finally…somebody who isn’t a complete hack…at golf.
Allstonian won with: Ah, the “Hair Apparent.”
Allan Crowson deserves applause for: ”I have a tie and I have a comb.”
Zip Code was a little snarky with this one:
I would put my [piece prize] on the mantel but, my head would get cold!
Congratulations to all the winners. There were too many good ones to mention here, so just go back to the contest and read all the entries.
Now, may I have your attention please — it is time for the “Mane” event. (Someone cue the drum roll.)
As I wrote at the end of our contest, my goal was to take a “contest worthy” photo of ”The Donald’s” hair while attending an event at his Mar-A-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida. Since our contest turned out to be hair-centric, I am pleased to offer our loyal contest readers a close-up of Trump’s actual hair as it appeared on February 21, 2014. His hair is most unusual and actually quite beautiful prompting a friend to say: “It belongs in a museum.”
So here is my question: Was it spun on looms of gold by angels in follicle heaven? To which another friend responded: “Angel hair.”
Please note that this photo is NOT part of an official contest. However, feel free to write hair-raising captions if you feel compelled.
BUT, watch this space because I did manage to take a REAL “contest worthy” photo and that will post on Monday, February 24th.