The Lightbringer Confirms What We've Known All Along: He's Sorry

Squirming under the weight of awful job approval numbers.

President Barack Obama says he’s sorry Americans are losing health insurance plans he repeatedly said they could keep under his signature health care law. But the president on Thursday stopped short of apologizing for making those promises in the first place.

Translation: “Sorry you’re in this position, not sorry I lied to put you there.”

As always, the Twitterati had a field day with him.

#ObamaIsSorry that America is finding out what is in the bill.

— Mike (@mrjc1) November 8, 2013

#ObamaIsSorry To have to remind you that it rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it’s told.

— Smitty #ReformOrDie (@smitty_one_each) November 7, 2013

#ObamaIsSorry but golf is a harsh mistress, and it takes a lot of balls to play the way he does.

— Fullreap Heal (@lheal) November 8, 2013