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April 27, 2013 - 10:50 pm
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President Obama quipped at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday night that he’s “not the strapping young Muslim socialist” he once was as gray has salted his hair.

“And yet, even after all this time, I still make rookie mistakes.  Like, I’m out in California, we’re at a fundraiser, we’re having a nice time.  I happen to mention that Kamala Harris is the best-looking attorney general in the country. As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home.  Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?” he said.

He mentioned the Jay-Z Cuba trip controversy, adding, “I’ve got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one.”

Obama then started digging into the press corps. “I know CNN has taken some knocks lately, but the fact is I admire their commitment to cover all sides of a story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate,” he said. According to witnesses, the CNN table got a good laugh out of this.

“Some of my former advisors have switched over to the dark side. For example, David Axelrod now works for MSNBC, which is a nice change of pace since MSNBC used to work for David Axelrod,” the president continued. “The History Channel is not here. I guess they were embarrassed about the whole Obama-is-a-devil thing. Of course, that never kept Fox News from showing up. They actually thought the comparison was not fair — to Satan.”

Obama quipped that Buzzfeed “was just something I did in college around 2:00 a.m.”

He claimed the best “tell it like it is” political “news” source in town is his propaganda arm at the official White House website.

The president also joked that chief Romney backer Sheldon Adelson “would have been better off offering me $100 million to drop out of the race.”

“I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in 2012, but one thing they all agree on is they need to do a better job reaching out to minorities. And look, call me self-centered, but I can think of one minority they could start with. Hello?  Think of me as a trial run, you know? See how it goes.”

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this guy has a habit of making (often lame) jokes about himself at what are supposed to be fun Washington DC gatherings, like the WH correspondents' dinner.

These phony self-deprecatory moments are how you know that criticism of the Esteemed One needles him.

Anyway, he's not a strapping young Muslim socialist. He's a self-absorbed middle aged, tedious golf-playing lazy socialist, who insists, for the sake of appearances, that he is a Christian.
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There is more truth in Obama's jokes than any of his speeches.
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You have to give Obama credit for getting in and out of the room on his own.

It can't be easy to walk with hundreds of people all trying to lick your boots and kiss your butt at the same time.
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“The History Channel is not here. I guess they were embarrassed about the whole Obama-is-a-devil thing. Of course, that never kept Fox News from showing up. They actually thought the comparison was not fair — to Satan.”

What's funny about that? It's true.
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He's a real riot, he is. Makes want to upchuck.
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He is mocking us all.
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"not the strapping young Musllim socialist", but by God, Obama once again
in a public forum, re-confirmed that he is a Muslim born in Kenya.
Thank you for that clarification, mr. president.
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Truth really is stranger than fiction.
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I think we and the Muslims all can accept that the USURPER was once a practicing Muslim. Yet no Muslim has ever called for his death as an apostate. There can only be ONE possible reason that they do not and that is that he is STILL a Muslim and is practicing TAQQIYA which is Islamic encouraged SANCTIONED LYING ( and God knows he really does LIE a heck of a lot and what other religion (CULT) tells you its OK to lie) to KAFFIRS to either protect or to further the interests of ISLAM.
Oh and BTW when little Barry attended STATE School in Jakarta ONLY Indonesian CITIZENS were allowed to do so and it was strictly enforced. So explain that away Obama apologists.
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I think we and the Muslims all can accept that the USURPER was once a practicing Muslim. Yet no Muslim has ever called for his death as an apostate. There can only be ONE possible reason that they do not and that is that he is STILL a Muslim and is practicing TAQQIYA which is Islamic encouraged SANCTIONED LYING ( and God knows he really does LIE a heck of a lot and what other religion (CULT) tells you its OK to lie) to KAFFIRS to either protect or to further the interests of ISLAM.
Oh and BTW when little Barry attended STATE School in Jakarta ONLY Indonesian CITIZENS were allowed to do so and it was strictly enforced. So explain that away Obama apologists.
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Barack Obama is an unconstitutional resident of the people’s White House
He did not become America’s first unconstitutional president alone, he had help
While most of the criminal cabal are Democrats, some are Republicans
Every member of congress knew Obama was ineligible for the office of president
Every member of the U.S. Supreme Court knows that Obama is unconstitutional
Every intelligent member of the press knows the truth, but won’t dare tell this story
Numerous people tried to remove natural born citizen from the constitution
They all know the correct definition of natural born citizen and applied it to John McCain
None of these people wants to apply the same definition to Barack Obama
Nobody in the Federal Government is going to do anything about the greatest constitutional crisis in American history, because all of them are complicit on one level or another

As a result, the DNC was forced to remove the “constitutionally eligible” language from the 2008 DNC certification of the Obama-Biden ticket, omitting from the certification the following language –

“and that the following candidates for President and Vice President of the United States are legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution.”

Instead, the DNC only certified that the Obama-Biden ticket was duly nominated for the offices of President and Vice President, using the following language –

“THIS IS TO CERTIFY that at the National Convention of the Democrat Party of the United States of America, held in Denver, Colorado on August 25 though 28, 2008, the following were duly nominated as candidates of said Party for President and Vice President of the United States respectively:” (Note that the word “through” is misspelled in both DNC versions, indicating that it is an alteration from the same document.)

Later, adding insult to injury, responding to endless public demands for documentation that would prove Obama eligible for the office he currently holds, the Obama White House issued not one but at least two (2) blatant forgeries, the first in the form of a Hawaiian COLB (Certification of Live Birth – not to be confused with a common birth certificate), and then a forged (so-called long form) Birth Certificate, otherwise known as an actual birth certificate.

Meanwhile, the entire U.S. Press has been blatantly complicit or terminally derelict in their total lack of interest in investigating or reporting these facts. The fourth estate had become a fifth column.

The Greatest Fraud Ever Perpetrated

The Obama conspiracy to seat an unconstitutional president is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people and it has drastically altered the American system of self-governance from a constitutional republic to a corrupt democracy of frauds elected by fools.

Obama did not do this alone – he had a lot of help, including from an ignorant electorate.

But these wheels were set in motion in the late ‘90s and placed in overdrive in 2003. Numerous government officials were involved in the conspiracy to defraud the American people out of their government, including key Republicans like Darrell Issa and Tom Coburn. Every member of congress, the courts and the press, have been given the cover-up talking points by the Congressional Research Service and so far, not one individual has the honor or decency to break from those talking points and tell the American people the truth. The government has been stolen.
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I agree: Barack Hussein Obama is an unconstitutional resident of the people's White House:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/04/26/officials-found-guilty-in-obama-clinton-ballot-petition-fraud/
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Its called stating the obvious in the hope that it will be treated as a Joke.
Barry HUSEIN Soetero Kardashian was born to a Muslim Father raised and schooled as a devout Mosque going MENGAGI studying Muslim, during his formative years in Jakarta, by his Muslim stepfather. ALL members of BOTH his Paternal families are devout Muslims. Even his Kenyan Grandmother that his LYING Election committee told us was a Christian has just returned from the HAJ at Mecca. The USURPER and everyone that surrounds him are prolific LIARS.
So is he Christian now well the RACIST America and Jew hating BLACK Theology Church that the USURPER and Michelle attended for OVER 20 YEARS has more in common with ISLAM than it does with Christianity. Christ never taught RACISM and HATE.
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This was the same moronic smugness Barack Kardashian put on display when joking, creepily might I add about his dog eating days.

As someone else had posted, WHERE, WHEN and/or HOW did this empty vessel proclaim Christianity as his faith?

Just last week he was gushing to and about Planned Parenthood and their ahem, '..work they do'.

Ending his shallow, vacuous tele-prompted reading, '..God Bless You'.

?

Apparently Planned Parenthood, Christianity and 'God's blessings' go hand-in-hand in this megalomaniac's orbit. Wow..
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