Get PJ Media on your Apple

The PJ Tatler

Stephen Kruiser


April 23, 2013 - 10:58 pm

Headline from The Onion:

Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat

Following a string of highly publicized breakups, sources confirmed today that singer-songwriter Taylor Swift is now dating the 22-foot Watertown, MA Sea Hawk pleasure cruiser in which alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev sought shelter while evading the FBI Friday. “Taylor was seen cozying up to the Watertown boat over dessert at Finale last night, and we can confirm that the two are officially an item,” blogger Bonnie Fuller reported of the budding romance between the 23-year-old multiplatinum crooner and the bloodied, bullet-ridden watercraft, nicknaming the couple “Swiftboat.”

Let’s all gather around the virtual water cooler, relax and be grateful that, so far, this week is quieter than last.

Stephen Kruiser is a professional comedian and writer who has also been a conservative political activist for over two decades. A co-founder of the first Los Angeles Tea Party, Kruiser often speaks to grassroots groups around America and has had the great honor of traveling around the world entertaining U.S. troops.

Comments are closed.

All Comments   (2)
All Comments   (2)
Sort: Newest Oldest Top Rated
Taylor, a Boston bad boy named Sea Hawk? Honey, you can do better. Maybe one of the Baldwin boys; whomever is not in jail right now.
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
I'm ashamed of myself for having read that. ;)

Greatest. News. Pun. Ever.
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
View All