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Myra Adams

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February 19, 2013 - 1:39 pm

 

Last weekend my husband noticed this watch in a Hollywood, Florida hotel lobby store.

Upon seeing it he said, “Have you ever wanted to buy a watch just to smash it?”

I had stepped away so I had no idea what he was talking about until he showed me the Obama watch in the display case of the closed store.

Immediately I exclaimed, “Photo Caption Contest!” and whipped out my smart phone. It was then he said, “You know how I hate to encourage you.”  (As I have previously mentioned, my husband is paranoid, for no real reason, of a future letter from that ever popular government agency and the prospect of his wife being carted off to re-education camp because of this contest series and other PJM writings.)

So now that you know the family background, let us begin our newest contest BUT, and I mean BUT, please try to control yourselves because I know what you are thinking when you look at this watch.

Try to abide by our rules of, “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.”  The winners of our last contest did so, but I realize that photo was of a natural occurrence and this photo is of a man-made artifact for sale in a nation watching itself go broke.

Too bad the store was closed because I had all sorts of questions:

What was the price?  How long had the watch been sitting in the display case? Did it work properly? Was it a media creation? Was the watch made in China? Could I borrow money from China to buy it? Could I print money to buy it?

Have fun kids, and watch it!

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams
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"Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock...coo coo, coo coo"

(can I just say how good it felt to type that)!!
1 year ago
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Souvenir from Iran, To the Man, Atomic clock with glow in the dark hands.
1 year ago
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Homeland security never takes [time out], The [main spring] is on the [watch].
1 year ago
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Introducing the Obama watch, Cher model: it 'Turns Back Time' so you forget all the misery he's caused!
1 year ago
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"This watch proudly made by my union pals, and just like them, it never works & costs a fortune."

1 year ago
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It's like teleprompter for your wrist. But instead of telling you what to say, it tells you the time.
1 year ago
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Sorry about the wrong time folks, but, when your from Chicago
you learn to [run fast].
1 year ago
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Wear this watch to Republican conventions
at your own risk.
1 year ago
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Some people look at their watch for the time,
I look at mine for inspiration.
1 year ago
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Sure, I could have bought a Timex, but it didn't have the right features.
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