Sayonara:

“I want to thank Administrator Mills for her outstanding work on behalf of America’s small business owners and entrepreneurs,” Obama said in a statement. “I asked Karen to lead the Small Business Administration because I knew she had the skills and experience to help America’s small businesses recover from the worst economic crisis in generations – and that’s exactly what she’s done.”

For the subhead to this post I had a hard time choosing between:

• He had one?

• Following the First Rule of Holes.

• Mission accomplished: Small Business Smaller than Ever.

It’s an embarrassment of riches, really.