The above photo caused a medium-sized stir on a Facebook page devoted to hating and castigating Republicans.
The photo was shared hundreds of times, and the man in it was insulted dozens of ways. Well, dozens of times in the same way.
As people commented, a certain theme caught on: “*over compensating* me thinks 0.o”, “Laugh at my small dick now!”, “One inch penis.”, “Dude…I am SO sorry about your tiny penis!”, ” Bwahahahaha!!!!!! Of course he needs a weapon like that!!!! WTF!!! This proves so many theories to be true! Thank you
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One commenter suggested that the man in the photo is a killer in the making.
“Nice…. Military grade High Caliber Sniper rifle… ( I used one similar to this one in the Marine Corps. ) Able to punch a 5″ hole in the flesh of a deer at 1K ft… Completely useless for hunting.. Unless you’re hunting dinosaurs.”
Problem: The gun is a video game prop. As in, not real. At all.
Regarding the libtard’s small-penis insults…always, always remember that Projection is one of their primary weapons.
Turn it around. If they consider guns to be phallic symbols, why are they so determined to take them away from everyone but the police?
Perhaps the best response I’ve seen thus far!
In case anyone hasn’t seen these yet:
Mike Huckabee interviews firearms expert Larry Correia
Larry Correia refutes the gun controllers, once and for all
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
And how does the penis theory explain the millions of female shooters? Penis envy?
It’s funny anyone even assumed that was a real firearm. I don’t even play Halo and I realized that was a prop the second I saw it. Then again, I actually know firearms and know that the only sniper weapons that look like that are nowhere near that big. I think the only real-world weapons nearly that large are WWI and II anti-tank rifles that usually fired 20mm rounds.
Not to mention that he’s handling it like it weighs about two lbs. Hardly.
Aw com’on….that thing is as authentic as that “skeet” shooter…..
I carry a gun to compensate for the fact that I can’t carry a cop
I tried to get Herve Villaichez deputized so I could have a pocket-cop around. Sadly, he was neither willing nor alive at the time…
“not real”, what’s your point? That a “not real” gun is not dangerous? Are you kidding? A kid could be expelled from kindergarten for doddling a paper gun. Those gun-thingies are waaaay more threatening than Al Quada (how the hell do you spell that?)
What’s funny to me (or rather one of the things about this fiasco that’s funny to me) is the one commentator who claims:
“Nice…. Military grade High Caliber Sniper rifle… ( I used one similar to this one in the Marine Corps. ) Able to punch a 5″ hole in the flesh of a deer at 1K ft… Completely useless for hunting.. Unless you’re hunting dinosaurs.”
So, not only is this internet warrior ex-military – he was also a Marine…… Well hot damn! Guess we can accept his word as authority!
The simple fact he considers a tad over 300 yards as an impressive distance is enough to tell me right off the bat he’s a lying sack of $ hit.
The fact he couldn’t even tell a fake gun based on a video game from the real thing. ….. well, that’s just icing on the cake.
This should be kept in mind next time some leftist comes off claiming they are a gun owner but are in favor of “common sense” gun control, or are in favor of higher taxes even though they make a lot of money.
When a lib tells you they own guns, just ask what make and model they use. The deer in the headlight comes on and they start stammering. Be polite while doing so makes them go insane.
Is it Freudian that leftists with pistol envy call armed citizens “gun nuts”?