Feel free to suggest your own captions. Or pretend that none of this is happening.
I was told there would be frequent bathroom breaks.
I can make my belly button talk.
What the hell keeps making me burp?
Stephen Kruiser is a professional comedian and writer who has also been a conservative political activist for over two decades. A co-founder of the first Los Angeles Tea Party, Kruiser often speaks to grassroots groups around America and has had the great honor of traveling around the world entertaining U.S. troops.