Feel free to suggest your own captions. Or pretend that none of this is happening.

I was told there would be frequent bathroom breaks.

I can make my belly button talk.

What the hell keeps making me burp?
Stephen Kruiser is a professional comedian and writer who has also been a conservative political activist for over two decades. A co-founder of the first Los Angeles Tea Party, Kruiser often speaks to grassroots groups around America and has had the great honor of traveling around the world entertaining U.S. troops.
Maybe I should have invested in that New Zealand “Kitty on-a stick” franchise.
“You’re taking my “”I hate Jews and want to see Israel destroyed”" sentence entirely out of context.”