Ban all the Guns
—apologies to Paul McCartney and “Band on the Run”
That Senator Feinstein thinks she’s mighty clever
Sure that she knows just what is best for you
Me and you, me and you…
What your rights are, she don’t care
Wants to take them all away
Doesn’t matter to her what the plain text
Of the Bill of Rights might say
No, the Senator doesn’t care
No, the Senator doesn’t care…
Well, she introduced a bill that she’s prepared, with a comprehensive list
And she’s hoping media hysteria intimidates those who would resist
Ban all the guns, ban all the guns
From the citizen, from the avid sportsman
She would strip them from everyone
Wants to ban all the guns, ban all the guns
Ban all the guns, ban all the guns
She wants to ensure the possibility of deadly force is only in government hands
She willfully ignores that criminals, perforce, will not comply with her ban
Ban all the guns, ban all the guns
From the citizen, from the avid sportsman
She would strip them from everyone
Wants to ban all the guns, ban all the guns
Ban all the guns, ban all the guns
The mad certainty of ideology leaves no room in her mind for doubt
As she exhorts her colleagues in the government to throw the Constitution out
Ban all the guns, ban all the guns
She will not be pleased until federal police
Are breaking down your door
Trying to ban all the guns, ban all the guns
Ban all the guns, ban all the guns
I’m guessing that somewhere in her bill to ban guns, there is an exemption for people in certain elected office and appointees aka The Elite class.
Conceal carry for me but not for thee.
One of our resident gun banners, zeke, also believes the same thing.
http://pjmedia.com/blog/less-lethal-good-intentions-dangerous-results/#comment-4365312
“The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian; while on the other hand, arms like laws discourage and keep the invader and the plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. The same balance would be preserved were all the world destitute of arms, for all would be alike; but since some will not, others dare not lay them aside… Horrid mischief would ensue were one half the world deprived the use of them…”
Thomas Paine
http://oll.libertyfund.org/?option=com_staticxt&staticfile=show.php%3Ftitle=1743&Itemid=27
Let us ban idiots who think that banning things makes the world a better place. /circularlogic
This was VERY nicely done Buzzsawmonkey – ’tis best read while the music – from a video preferably where you can hear it but not see it – is playing in the background.
This is an excellent fit!!