Tweets of the Day will be back tomorrow. Twitter has been groaning under the weight of the Inauguration Day traffic and getting pages to load to embed the tweets was becoming a lifetime commitment. Meanwhile, we think we’ve found Michelle Obama’s inspiration for her new do:

Stephen Kruiser is a professional comedian and writer who has also been a conservative political activist for over two decades. A co-founder of the first Los Angeles Tea Party, Kruiser often speaks to grassroots groups around America and has had the great honor of traveling around the world entertaining U.S. troops.
Well I saw her face (dum dum dum dum)
Now I’m a Believer (dum dum dum dum)
There’s not a trance( dum dum dum dum)
Of doubt in my mind ….
I got scolded for saying she looks like Rick James.
What a depressing day. At least THIS is his last term AND he’s still stuck with Michelle.
anything that covers more of her face is benefit to humanity
For all the Hoopla about Moochelle’s bang-up Doo, Alls I want to know is : Where Oh-Where did BO get-off to ?
Is this not ‘Canine Discrimination’, to have a dog and keep him/her/it cloistered, out-of sight and forgotten ?
Where is the outrage and blubbering, wailing sympathies for this out-and proud Canine-American {Or is he/she/it, really ‘American’ in origin…..?}
Where is the call for Bo’s release and Freedom to be ‘someone’?
“Hey-Hey,..Ho-Ho,
Barry and Mooch, just let Bo go…”
Any on Board,… give me a Woof…!
Bo goes to his special hiding place whenever he hears the word “luncheon” being tossed around.
This is hateful…and hilarious…so, admit it, the Davy Jones bangs fit, but you must photoshop Micky Dolenz face with the hair. (a wookie in a red dress would complete the look) Obama likes his gals as “composites” you know. OH and BTW, tuning into Today Show is always enlightening…did you know that her ensemble proved, proved I tell you, how intelligent and intellectual she is? Now you know.