Brennan Loves the Moors
—apologies to the Clancy Brothers Tommy Makem and “Brennan on the Moor”
It’s of an Obama nominee this story we will tell
He’s the clueless John Brennan, and in Washington he dwells
He likes to say “Inshallah,” and he talks about “al-Quds”
As Director of the CIA he’d be a major dud
Because Brennan loves the Moors
Brennan loves the Moors
How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?
When working at the CIA (Clinton was Prez back then)
Brennan helped nix the Agency’s plans to kill bin Laden
So he helped bring 9/11 and helped the Twin Towers fall
While his boss Obama now spikes the bin Laden football
Because Brennan loves the Moors
Brennan loves the Moors
How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?
When told of the twenty percent recidivism rate
Of released Gitmo detainees, he said, “We’re doing great!
Fifty percent is common for civilian criminals
So turning jihadis loose is an OK judgment call.”
Because Brennan loves the Moors
Brennan loves the Moors
How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?
He was a driving force behind—or so it has been said—
The push to try in civil court Khalid Sheikh Mohammed;
The self-confessed murderer was a prisoner of war
But Brennan urged his status be summarily ignored
Because Brennan loves the Moors
Brennan loves the Moors
How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?
Intelligence gath’ring John Brennan has contrived to thwart;
Though wanting to try Khalid Mohammed in civilian court,
He has urged that jihadis be killed rather than captured
So interrogators are unable to take down their words
Because Brennan loves the Moors
Brennan loves the Moors
How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?
Now Brennan’s nominated to direct the CIA
If it should happen he’s confirmed, then he can give full play
To the policies that he’s endorsed time and then time again
To favor terrorists over guarding Americans
Because Brennan loves the Moors
Brennan loves the Moors
How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?
Are you trying to plant a Cid of doubt in the nomination process?
… saying that Brennan has feet of clay, rather than Castile?
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
Striding like a boob
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
And his dog Qutb
The Moors invented dirt
We owe them all we’re worth
Mr. Moor, Mr. Moor, Mr. Moor
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
A Christian on jihad
Jews in the Holy Land
Must back the Palestine fraud
He steals from the West
Helps Arabs empty the store
Mr. Moor, Mr. Moor, Mr. Moor
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
Dumb dumb dumb the Right
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
He loves the Mecca flight
He steals dumb dumb dumb
And dumb dumb dumb Dem
Brennan dumb, Brennan D, Dem, Dem, Dem
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
With the Muslim Brothers
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
We’ve made them racist others
Islamophobia
It could be utopia
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
According to intel
Brennan Moor, Brennan Moor
The Arabs are always swell
He feels the Wahabbi
Are his very own habbibi, Stupid bitch
… “And his dog Qutb”
You can Sayid again!
Brennan is the worse pick for the CIA job. Obama again lives up to his stupid and Muslim credentials!
Spot on Buzz!
There is no greater parody genius than the Buzzsaw Monkey. Another brilliant effort.