The subject of our newest photo caption contest is from the web site Guest of a Guest in a piece about the latest Washington crisis involving inauguration tickets. Apparently parade and ball tickets were sold out before even going on sale to The People and you can read all the sordid details in the link.
However, I do not know whether this photo actually reflects Our Beloved Leader reacting to the news of the ticket crisis, but it was the photo used in the piece.
So now it is up to you to caption this photo in the appropriate (snarky, but still respectful) manner by answering the question, “Why the droopy face Mr. President?”
For all you contest newcomers, our only rule is, “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.”
And we REALLY mean it because some of you tend to get a little too enthusiastic about Our Beloved Leader, especially now that he is beginning his “Second Reign of Progress for the Low Information Voter.”
Good luck and do try to stay classy out of respect for “The Office.”
Finally, in case you missed it, here is the winner’s post from our last contest.
Obama’s just realized that he’s *sniff* run out of “other people’s money”.
Obama finally realizing that “at some point, he’s spent enough money.”
Impossible. He’s got advisers telling him all he has to do is mint a trillion dollar coin, not spend it (that would be inflationary) but use it as collateral for more loans (which for some twisted reason would not be inflationary?).
With that kind of circle around him, he’ll never hit that point. And if he is ever told the coffer is empty, it will be blamed on others.
He’s just been told that our nuclear missiles have a fail safe system built in and that he cannot actually…like, fire them at us.
He’s just found out that he cannot actually have Republicans, or anybody in opposition to his greatness, put to death.
But the wheels are turning.
Four years of success after success, and I’m still not emperor of the universe. What does it take to get a little appreciation.
Sorry Ed, Hillary won’t be testifying.
Our tickets were spent before they were printed and now we’ll have to buy them back from the Chinese.
“I didn’t get to tax ALL the rich!”
Oh…THAT’s what the Twenty-second Amendment is.
“Fracking’s ruining my energy policy by making gas cheaper!”
“What if I can’t spend enough to impoverish EVERYONE?”
“What if I can’t hold the scam together long enough?”
“What if my kids end up subject to Obamacare?”
“My Boehner voodoo doll didn’t work?”
“Dang! I think I just had an ‘Al Rokker’ moment.”
“Mr. President, no golf today?”
“Hillary recovered from the ‘concussion’.”
“Eh . . . a trillion here, a trillion there, no big deal.”
“What do you mean the media won’t fawn over me in my 2nd term?”
“I’d have to see proof that you built that.”
“Naaaah, Candy Crowley wasn’t wrong.”
“Well, maybe the private sector isn’t doing as fine as we thought.”
“Aw, what’s the difference between 3 days & 4 days for my inauguration? After all, it’s taxpayer money we’re spending recklessly.”
Ah, look at all those little People down there clamoring for tickets when none are available. Praise Allah that My deserving people were able to get the tickets.
” Phuq— I’m outta blow!”
1.) The Audacity of Frowning.
2.) Frowning is not optimal.
3.) It’s not a frown. His smile is just bowing to a foreign leader.
4.) The President’s smile is not shovel ready.
5.) “Oh no. There’s a word on the teleprompter I can’t pronounce.”
6.) It’s not a frown. It’s a Kinetic Grimace Action.
1)He got to this press conference late but it was already over because the empty chair did a better job answering questions.
2) Was told this will not be the very first inauguration for a black president. Wonders why he even bothered to run.
3) Just realized he was picking John Kerry, Joe Biden and Chuck Hagel for responsible positions in government. Thought he was auditioning actors for the part of the dumb white neighbor on a black sitcom.
4)Just realized that he shouldn’t have said he liked the word Obamacare in the debates. Should have named it Bushcare and have someone else to blame for it.
5)Wanted to be a great role model for black youth. Not worth the effort since RGIII is a much better one.
6)Just find out Bill Ayers is writing the sequel to Dreams From My Father. Its called Never Screw a Commie Terrorist Out of His Royalties
What di you mean I can’t stay in Hawaii?
Just give me a couple of trillion more, I can make this work.
Hagel isn’t my first choice but Hillary is out of commission.
He’s just realized that Charles Barkley is a better golfer.
– can’t eat me so she resorts to mockery. * sigh*
– damn autofill.
“I need my teleprompter and my blankie.”
nice one
He’s just realized he can’t go on the post-Presidential speaking circuit without getting caught in his own taxes.
“What do you mean I can’t keep the White House at Hawaii temperatures? I’m cold.” (sniff)
“What? My taxes are going up too?”
“We don’t need no stinking Constitution”!!!! (In a Godfather voice) m
I’m Barack Obama, and I just pooped myself
Boehner says he’s not coming back. What did I do wrong?
They steamed my Rice! I hate steamed rice!
“Yes, I heard about Hugo.”
“So that’s what the ‘Turd Sandwich’ I’ve been feeding all of you tastes like. Ugh.”
Clearly he is upset that he’s inherited an even bigger mess than last time.
Why the droopy face, Mr. President?
“I always have trouble with that number that comes after a trillion.”
“I just found out we can’t get PSY for my inauguration.”
I miss the “maui wowi”aleady
But……
I want what I want..when I want it!
Why can’t I have it?
Bad dog, Bo.
Something told me we should not have bought meat from China.
Anyway, I gave Congress this look, and they let me have my way.
Where’s a ticket scalper when you need one.
Would you like for me to rephrase that question, Mr President.
Four more years and it’s all over.
Remind me to fire that White House photographer.
Fee – Fi – Fo – Fum. I smell the blood of a Republican.
Not even The Myself has a ticket to His Own second coming.
Honestly, naming a neutered dog with My own initials wasn’t My idea.
Next time remind me not to ask Michelle to pay her fair share.
I’m glad this photo won’t make it to the next cover of Newsweek.
I don’t need a budget to spend as much as I like.
Exercising my facial flexibility.
1)No, Mr. President. “Let the Jews pay for it” cannot replace E pluribus unum on our currency”
2)Sorry, Barry. Even if you mated Fox News with Wolf Blitzer, they would still treat you like a dog.
3)When you lie this often, your face starts melting.
4)Brennan, Kerry and McChrystal. Murderers row for America and Israel. Do you miss Edward Said that much, Mr. President?
5)It’s a parade, Mr. President. Not a coronation. Sorry for the misunderstanding, try not to listen to your media.
6)The good news is you were re-elected as leader of the free world. The bad news is, you made it no longer free so there’s nothing left of it to rule.
7)Don’t take it personally, it was so windy not even the pros could play golf in Hawaii while you were there, Mr. President.
8)Now that you have soaked the rich, let the “little people” see what you have in store for THEM.
My gut feeling tells me that calling card left on the White House lawn,
is from an elephant.
“No one appreciates me like I need them to.”
“They’re making me do my homework.”
“I have to call on the Fox News reporter next”.
“I was about to blame Bush…”
“Do I really have to deal with a debt LIMIT ?”
“It’s not fair. I said ‘I feel offended’ and they still keep asking questions I don’t like.”
“But why? I want my face on the money NOW.”
“I’m so seriously bummed. I haven’t heard ANY talk about getting another Nobel Peace Prize.”
“Gosh, why can’t I still be in Hawaii.”
“Al Gore got HOW much?”
I really don’t like America and I’m not playing with you guys anymore.
Meh. It’s just the Constitution.