Still trying to get my sense of humor back since the election but, after seeing this photo that appeared recently on Drudge Report, I was thrilled to see there are at least two Americans who are really happy these days.
So here is the challenge for our “world famous” Tatler Photo Caption Contest regulars (and newcomers too) — caption these grinning guys while keeping to the contest rules of “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.”
Are you all capable of doing that?
I am not sure, since many of you are most likely still working your way through the five stages of (election outcome) grief.
But do try and the winner will receive mounds of Thanksgiving PR in a future post.
Good luck with your entry and remember moving to Texas is still a viable option for every red state American who no longer lives in a red state, since these two make us feel very blue.
“You wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.”
This vulcan mind meld thing is great, Joe. Now both of us can deploy the same idiotic sh*t eating grin when we are confronting our critics.
“Do your cheeks hurt?”
Wow homeboy, I love sitting on your lap!
“Why shouldn’t we be happy? Everything’s going so well!”
Get a load of that goofball next to me. What a fake!
This is going to be the best Prom ever!
Let’s see the photographer wants us to look like the tragedy and comedy masks but since we’re both jokers this will have to do.
Hey, they did a remake of “The Thing With Two Heads”
“Now that the election is over, we’re not on double-secret probation anymore! We can do whatever we want!”
“Of the 57 states, we carried 26 of them!”
“Joe, we built that!”
“Now we can begin REAL wealth redistribution!”
“Voter fraud is such a beautiful thing!”
Why are these men smiling? Unlike the rest of America, they have jobs.
All good, Rock. Can’t resist adding my 2 cents:
“Why are these men smiling? Unlike the rest of America, they have jobs.” And top-notch health insurance and fully funded retirement accounts and …
Joe: “Can you believe how Stupid they are?” Barack: “No shit! I thought they had caught on!”
1)Quiz: Which one is Edgar Bergen and which one is Charlie McCarthy?
2) Choom and Gloom, the anarchist and anti-Christ ticket.
3)They aren’t smiling, they are bearing their fangs.
4) The Polident and Vice-Polident, …you’ll forget your wearing tyranny.
5)”Lying through our teeth, it’s Faaaaantastic!”
6)”Barry, are you sure this is what it means to now have a man date?”
4) your = you’re
Cue up the “Jaws” theme music.
Robin unmasked, teams up with Joker to destroy Gotham!
JB: I don’t know how it happened but I’m so happy it did.
BO: I’m so stoned I don’t even know what happened.
JB: I’ll sure miss the Twinkies but I’m happy the union won such a great victory.
BO: Me too Joe.
– they stink on ice.
1.) “Good news. We get 4 more years to blame Bush!”
2.) “Get ready Joe, here comes my second Nobel Peace Prize!”
3.) What a ‘Chris Matthews Leg-Tingle’ looks like on the face.
“You see Joe, P.T. Barnum was close. There’s 61,173,739 born every minute!”
Nero fiddled. These two clowns smiled.