I’ve heard of miraculous recoveries, but this deserves to be investigated by the Catholic Church for possible sainthood.
Israel National News:
Barely one day into the fighting in Hamas-run Gaza, the locals are hard at work playing the victim for the world’s press.
Footage from the BBC captured by watchdog group Honest Reporting shows a heavy man lying on the ground and being carried away by residents, apparently after being injured by an Israeli attack.
Moments later, that same man again fills the frame, except he is walking about and obviously unhurt.
The widespread staging of such victim situations is a favored tactic of Arabs fighting Israel and has come to be known as “Pallywood.” Because Israel is stronger militarily, the Arabs cling to the underdog image of poor refugees under occupation and siege by evil Israelis, thus eliciting sympathy.
Amazing. I want the name of that guy’s doctor.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What’s that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Hey, wait a minute, didn’t he have a green helmet during the last Israel/Hezbollah war?
Maybe they can also resurrect Flat Fatima.
Hey I thought they were starving in Gaza?
Not quite an Academy award winning performance.
I think his name is Billy Valentine: “I can see! I have legs! Oh!”