Here we are the day before the wheels come off the craziest train ever!
That means Tatler Photo Contest fans have permission to allow all inner feelings about these two gentlemen rise to the surface and EXPLODE! No Rules! No Rules! (Even if the media is watching.) Who cares about them anyway?
The truth is our normal rules of “be nice and stay classy” are trashed for this contest because the future of our Republic is at stake!
To start things off here is my entry:
Oh no, now we are thinking, “maybe THEY DID build that.”
Not too bad, but you can do better. So let it rip.
The winner will receive train loads of PR in a future post.
Good luck and buckle your seat belt because the next few days are sure to be a rough ride with a chance of a crash landing.
Bill: “where’s my coffee?”
Barry: “Damn, I thought he’d forget!”
Barack: “I lose the airplane?”
Bill: “Yeah, but you can take a lot of the furniture with you.”
“Yo Bronco Bama! Where did you park Hair Plug?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ87DZgjDPk
A cover of “Spooky”. It seemed appropriate somehow……
Give the people light and they will find their own way.
I vote for Willy. Do votes count or is this a democratic contest?
Barrack and Bill were caught off guard when they saw the TOTUS wearing a Romney/Ryan sticker.
Obama: “I’m going to be a Jimmy Carter” (with acknowledgement to Dana Carvey’s George H.W. Bush)
Clinton: “And don’t you forget that I alone am going to be the most successful Democrat President since FDR.”
BO: “You think, maybe, it really is about the economy?”
Bubba: “It’s ALWAYS about the economy STUPID!”
Clinton: “Why is ‘Devil in a Blue Dress’ playing in my head? I shouldn’t have eaten those last pieces of bacon. I need a few Tums.”
Obama: “Um, ah, uh….”
Clinton: “No, Barry, I’ve told you a hundred times — that’s not how you do my patented lip bite.”
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Both: “I hope the voters trust him, because I surely don’t!”
Clinton: If you all had just listened to me.
Clinton: “Got any place you could send some cruise missiles for a day or two?”
Clinton, to his wife off-frame: “the knife, it goes riiiiight there on his back like so.”
Bill and Barry: Not coming to a Mount Rushmore near you.
Obama: “So THAT’S what a landslide looks like. Damn you Mitt Romney!”
Bill: “How can I spin this to get Hillary elected in 2016?”
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Obama: “Ouch! That hurts!”
Bill: “Yeah, that was the soft spot alright – right there between the shoulder blades. Heheheh….”
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Obama: “They didn’t deserve me.”
Bill: “Yeah, the country really didn’t deserve an idiot like you.”
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Obama: “You mean my legacy will be as the worst president in US history?”
Bill: “Yep. Jimmy is VERY happy right now!”
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Obama: “Hillary really would have been a better choice four years ago.”
Bill: “Yep, she would have been a better choice as she actually has balls!”
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Obama: “Damn car is still in the ditch!”
Bill: “Yeah, but you flipped that sucker upside down!”
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Obama: “But…but…but….they loved me! They really loved me!”
Bill: “Idiot.”
Why don’t they feel MY pain?
Politics aside, I just want to give the guy a hug. You are a wonderful person Barack, it’s not you really. I just, I just don’t want you to be my president anymore.
Bill: “Son, even an empty chair has a purpose.”
Barry: “Pffft”
Obama: I am just missing to much golf, football, and celebrity parties.
Bill: You think you have problems..if you lose I get Hillary back!!
- Without revenge, what are we going to vent our spleens the next four years?
- Hillary, we said unstress, not undress!
– “What am I doing in the presence of a disbarred lawyer?!”
Obama: “I wish he would just shut up and quit telling me what to do. In two minutes, I’m gonna turn around and slug him.”
Obama: “So that’s what crow tastes like.”
Bill: “About time…”
“For the last time Bill, ‘Julia’ is not real. She can’t be your intern.”
Between the two of them they’ve smoked more choom than Cheech & Chong.
Obama–”I should of had a V-8″
Clinton–” I should of had that babe in the front row!”
“Barack, make sure they put your library in Honolulu. Then I’ll have a reason to go there a lot and hook up with Hawaiian chicks.”
“Don’t worry, Barack, you’ll get a lot of votes from all 57 states.”
“Aw come on, Barack, being an ex-President isn’t all bad.”
“Hey Barack, you’ve still got that list of White House interns, right?”
“Voting IS the best revenge, but they were supposed to vote for us!”
“Don’t worry, Barack, when Hillary gets elected President in ’16, she’ll sign an executive order outlawing Fox News.”