On October 15th, President Obama took time out of his busy schedule to deliver pizzas to a campaign office, but in doing so, he eliminated a potential job for a pizza delivery person because he wanted to personally deliver the long awaited “October surprise.”
Because this photo caught President Obama actually decreasing job opportunities among those who need it the most, it is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.
To start things off here is my entry:
If these pizzas are cold, can I blame Bush?
Not too bad, but you can do better.
Now remember the caption contest rules are, “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.”
(Seriously, I wish I did not always have to repeat the rules but these contests attract newcomers and they are more inclined to write nasty low-class captions that tend to be disrespectful to our Pizza Delivery Man in Chief interning for his next job where, according to the HR Department, he is the top candidate.
Have fun and good luck!
Eat’em qucik and hide the evidence before Michelle gets here!
We have a winner! That’s hilarious! Bravo!
“At least I’m qualified for this job.”
“One pepperoni, one cheese, one arugula and one dog.”
Actually, I think yours is the winner so far, Chris!
“These aren’t the pizzas you ordered, but we have a living order form, and you get the pizzas the I think you need.”
“Once again I’m delivering pork projects to my district.”
“There’s a note on the invoice: Compliments of PJ Media. Hmm….”
1) As the increasing preference cascade became obvious even to the most die hard democrat voter, the soon to be former president began training for his next career after he leaves the White House in January 2013.
2) Remember now, no one tell Michelle about this.
3) Don’t forget to tip, remember we have a 16,000,000,000,000.00 debt to pay for now.
1) Little Caesar at work, it’s not just a name, it’s an attitude.
2) I’ll say this for them, these garlic noses sure can cook.
3) I wanted a side order of Crazy Bread, but Bernanke and QE3 took them all.
4) I wanted to get you jobs at the local pizza shops when we lose, but Biden wanted to put y’all back in chains.
5) These pizzas were only $10 for four, of course it cost $575 to pay for the gas to get them here.
6)He charged me $0.50 for the watercress and arugula toppings, but I’m going to tax his brains out, the dirty millionaire/billionaire pizza shop owner, so we’re even.
7)I wanted Jerusalem artichoke toppings, but I can’t bring myself to utter the word Jerusalem.
8)One guy working while everyone else stands around waiting to be fed for free, yep…this is an Obama outfit for sure!
Who ordered the pupparoni pizza? Haha, just kidding, those are all mine!
That’s what happens when you use one of those Obama Phones to order a pizza!
“Proof that I actually delivered on one of my promises.”
“These were left over from the Solyndra cafeteria. Who says we didn’t get anything for the stimulus money?”
“Here you go, 32 pizzas. Four boxes each with eight triangular/wedge-shaped pizzas inside, that makes 32, right?”
“I HOPE you don’t mind paying $90M for these — and don’t expect any CHANGE.”
“When you look at them just right, it’s like a great big “O” inside each box…but I don’t like the red state connotation of the pepperoni.”
“I told Joe Biden I was ‘for world peace,’ and he sent over ‘four whirled pizzas.’”
“I had a plan for these pizzas but I lost my pamphlet so I hope you guys know what to do with them.”
“Hey, I found out what happened to all the horses we don’t use in the military anymore.”
“You guys know job creation is my special gift.”
“I’m pushing Michelle back, I’m pushing her back.”
“Luckily it’s not an Egg McMuffin.”
“That’ll be $62.45″
“For an extra $10 I’ll throw in a ‘Foward’ T-shirt.”
Ok, let’s see…we have four pizzas here.
A)We have the microwaved cheese pizza with pinto beans, black beans, hard boiled eggs and cabbage…who ordered the Fast and Furious?
B)We have the pepper jack cheese with hot Italian sausage, jalapenos, red pepper flakes and tabasco that spontaneouly bursts into flames …who ordered The Volt?
C)We have the sausage, pepperoni, ham, meatball, salami, veal, hamburger, all red meat all the time, who ordered The MSNBC?
D) And we have the uncooked dough, raw shrimp, unsifted flour, uncut tomatoes, dripping out of the unassembled box, who ordered the You Didn’t Build That?
Very good.
“Hey, this box is completely empty, I’m staring at a blank piece of cardboard!” Ok,…who ordered The First Debate?
Ok, we’ve got extra anchovies, herring, wild caught Chinook and flounder, this smells really fishy…who ordered The Benghazi Coverup?
“Here are the pizzas you ordered, made with real government cheese.”
A chicken in every pot, a pizza on every counter!
……………………………………… “Uh, any Choom in the room?”
“Hope you all don’t take this the wrong way, but I got the munchies! Ok, maybe you are taking it the right way considering how I’ve governed…”
Great he just took a job from a delivery boy!
I’m in job training for my new job. I locked it in while I still had some clout, and I start January 21.