This is the Obama campaign’s latest fundraising email. It’s just sad. He’s still running a lame raffle, still can’t sell his agenda, and is still begging his core supporters to please spare a couple bucks.
Friend –
I don’t want to lose this election.
Not because of what losing would mean for me — Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens.
But because of what it would mean for our country and middle-class families.
This race is very close.
I’m not willing to watch the progress you and I worked so hard to achieve be undone.
Time is running out to make an impact — please don’t wait any longer. Donate $5 or more today:
https://donate.barackobama.
com/Two-Weeks I believe in you. If you stick with me, and if we fight harder than ever for the next two weeks, I truly believe we can’t lose.
Thank you,
Barack
P.S. — I don’t know what Election Night will hold, but I’d like you to be a part of the event here in Chicago. Any donation you make today automatically enters you for a chance to meet me — airfare and hotel for you and a guest are covered.
So for $5 I get a chance to go to a city I have no desire to visit to hang out with a bunch of communists as they lose the election.
Should be a real fun time for all.
Pass thanks! I don’t want to see Oprah cry again.
That’s not a bad idea actually. It makes me seriously think about going to a local DNC headquarters on election night just to be there.
Bet they wish they had the penny thrower down in Florida back.
Tough.
So Brazil has agreed to grant you political asylum after all?
Lower taxes, less regulation and smaller government.
You wish.
“Progress?” I don’t think it means what you think it means.
The crater will be epic. It’ll be a tourist attraction for years to come.
You also believe you deserve re-election. Which, no.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes you do. The dinosaurs that died 65 million years ago can see this one coming.
Nice! LOL
Better than nice. Excellent!
He’s gonna need a lot of 5$ donations to cover “airfare and hotel for you and a guest … for a chance to meet me…”. LOL
The guy’s a flaming egomaniac! But we knew that a long time ago, didn’t we?
Wouldn’t GIVE him a dime, unless I and guest got a seat on AF1 and an overnight at the WH!
OR, I’d lend him one at 100pct interest PER HOUR. That bum needs to learn the value of money BEFORE he gets a chance to spend any more of OUR (we the people, taxpayer) dough.
Wanna bet that Romney would “get the math” and prefer to give me a seat on his plane -and his cabin on the lake for a week- rather than pay THAT interest?! You bet he would!
“Folks”, that’s the kind of “interest” WE will be paying down, plus our kids and their grandchildren, if the O’bozos of this world (includes HRC or equivalent in 2016) ever get another 4-year stint in the “lap” of OUR luxury at 1600 PennAve! Yes, WE “built that” house! It’s “the people’s house”! It’s to be “loaned”, in turn, to producers, not to con men. The latter are mistakes, and get evicted.
Go Romney! — We need somebody in the WH who understands what compound interest is, and how it bankrupts whole nations into abject poverty in just a few years. We don’t need any more clowns and stand-ins. Go Romney!
This is one sad, pathetic email from one sad, pathetic, little boy. I almost feel sorry for him. (But not quite.)
“I believe in you. If you stick with me, and if we fight harder than ever for the next two weeks, I truly believe we can’t lose.”
Wrong. WE absolutely can lose…. if a clod like YOU ever gets into the White House again without an effing tour group.