Just in time for tonight’s Presidential Foreign Policy Debate….
(Reuters) – President Vladimir Putin took a leading role in the latest tests of Russia’s strategic nuclear arsenal, the most comprehensive since the 1991 Soviet collapse, the Kremlin said on Saturday.
But here is my favorite part of the Reuters release:
Tests involving command systems and all three components of the nuclear “triad” – land and sea-launched long-range nuclear missiles and strategic bombers – were conducted “under the personal leadership of Vladimir Putin,” the Kremlin said.
Good ol’ Vlad, who is not shy when it comes to exhibiting bare-chested Russian machismo, apparently now has a new hobby of personally conducting nuclear missile tests. But I believe he is really aiming to be the next best-selling plastic action figure and Christmas stocking stuffer.
You tell us what Putin is thinking in this new photo caption contest.
Here is my entry:
Maybe I can ride one next time.
Heh, heh, not too lame, but I know our regular star caption writers can do much better.
For the newcomers, the rules of the caption contest are be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.
Now, if you follow those rules and win you will receive priceless PR in a future post and Putin will probably have you targeted the next time he plays “launch the missile.” So good luck!
Barack Hussein Obama is how spell LOL in Russian…
“Good-bye Mr. Bond, say hello to M for me.” ~Vlad
“Ah, so that’s what happens when I press this little red Reset button.”
“I don’t always fire missiles at useful idiots, but when I do, I aim well. Stay thirsty, my friend.”
“Let me be perfectly clear: We are about to render you less than optimal.”
“That’s one for the money, Two for the clown, Three to get cocky, Now America’s going down!”
“Better than a little purple pill!”
“In Soviet Russia, nukes launch you…”
Ah, telepathic missile guidance. Let the American Capitalists try this one.
“In Soviet Russia, you don’t target the missile, the missile targets YOU!”
“Thanks for the “flexibility” Mr. President.”
“From Russia, with love.”
“I won’t say ‘Dasvidaniya’ Mr. President, since we will never meet again.” paraphrased from Command and Conquer Red Alert 3.
“Time for Operation: Red Dawn to begin … Now.”
” ‘The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics regrets to inform the President of the United States that we have lost control of an ICBM which is set to detonate your country. This maybe our last communication for a while, please allow for ‘flexibility’ of Soviet forces as we attempt to correct the problem.’ President Obama on the other end of the red phone, “What did you say?” The line goes dead.”
Obama 2012+ flexability= Europe will be mine.
What can I do to support Comrade obama today?
1)”This is just a warmup exercise. You know, for the…um…flexibility”
2)”I’m not the man they think I am at home. (Then again, neither is he). Zero’s hour, 9am”
3)Vlad the Impayload!
4)”I love the smell of appeasement in the morning”.
5)”I can see NORAD from my house”.
6)If you can’t protect a little consulate, you can’t protect an entire nation now can you?
7)Thank you Frank Marshall Davis. Thank you Bill Ayers. Thank you Midwest Academy. You have delivered your quarry. Without so much as a peep of protest.
8)Celebrating another “democratic” election? Let me light a candle in your honor.
9)Sign an extension? Here’s your answer. Thanks for Poland.
10)You’re no Reagan and I’m no Gorby.
“No, I’m definitely not overcompensating for anything.”
“No matter what Bathhouse Barry might say, that’s not the message I’m sending.”
“Barack looks more like a pussy riot than POTUS”.
Caption for the Launch Officer standing next to him [cropped out of the photo, however]: “Thank God this one worked.”
Flexibility
“And that’s for Laputa, capitalist pigdogs!”
“Forward with Flexibility, Comrade Obama!”
Medvedev, call Urkel and tell him now I have more flexibility.
Lighting sneezes is NOTHING – see what I can do with flatulence.
“Bow to this, Barry.”
“I DID build this, Barry.”
“How the hell can I sock away a couple billion more rubbles before this $hithole of a country implodes?”
In Russia, missile make Yakov Smirnoff joke.
Wow, Presidential Debates in Russia are hardcore!