October 15, 2012 - 8:42 pm
President Obama’s official twitter feed tweeted out this photo tonight. Seriously.
For some reason, it reminded me of this.
Caption the sucka. Have at it.
President Obama’s official twitter feed tweeted out this photo tonight. Seriously.
For some reason, it reminded me of this.
Caption the sucka. Have at it.
Mmmmmm! I am eye candy for myself!!!
You mean to tell me I could have played more golf? If I would have only known this thing was around
“I hope you’re better at debates than I was.”
A prop for debate strategy. It wasn’t me. It was card board Obama.
Hey baby, how about a three-some with me and me? Hey Whoa there! Who said you could touch me!?
What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?
Hey, baby, is your daddy a thief?
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
(Yeah, he looks totally enamored of himself.)
I, Robot? Or I, Candy?
How are you at debating without TOTUS? This is one sick puppy!
Well, enough about me. How about you? What do YOU think about ME?
I am the one I’ve been waiting for.
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Empty chair, huh, I’ll show ya!
You mean to say that your golf game is better than mine? Huh. I’d better fix that.
I’m with stupid.
No more calls, we have a winner.
Hey, I got a tie just like that.
What you wearing Khaki’s to cruise the dorms….I can’t take you anywhere!
“Ok, those are your instructions. I’m confident now that you can everything I’ve been doing for the last four years.”
For those who just can’t get enough of me.
Don’t worry buddy, I’ve got your back.
As soon as we get that speaker on the teleprompter I wont have to come in at all!
-One of these is a cheap, useless facsimile of a US president incapable of even standing without constant support. The other one is made of cardboard.
AND IN THE SAME VEIN:
-Here we see the second generation Obama placed next to the original . The Obama 2 is much thinner and more portable than its predecessor, yet delivers just as much content and value. Note that the new model can be folded in thirds by means of creases near two articulating parts, at the top and bottom. Insiders at DNC Inc. call this an example of the bi-part-isan technology the company originally claimed would be available in the first model.
Wow, Joe’s gonna love you – you’re so articulate, and bright, and clean!
I charge $15,000 for a photo with myself.
Me and my friend friend.
Btw, it reminds of this:
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/02/02/cardboard-cutouts-of-khomeini-are-mocked-online/
“Ok, so one of us is going to intel briefings and the other is going to Vegas!”
“This would have been my preference over Joe Biden.”
“Ahhh. The essence of me. Fake, wooden and no depth”
“I..iiiii.. am so in love with you”
“We found something for Chris Matthews other leg”
“If I blow this next debate, this is the only leftist who’ll be seen with me”
“Finally. A vote for my budget”
“If you can cook, Michelle’s out on the curb”
This guy truly knows that I am in way over my head.
Found: Obama’s most faithful voter.
photographic proof that he can’t even hold himself upright! even his cardboard self needs the help of the “disembodied” arm liberalism.
Proof that Obama is not an empty suit – because he’s a cardboard cutout.
Obama with the new, improved version: 0.0
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Two stanzas of the same song: Worse 1 and Worse 2
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“If I win reelection, together you and I shall form a Triumvirate!”
Obama poses for a photo with America’s worst president.
You make me proud, bud!
You are soooooooo beautiful……. to me!
This cardboard fella is a racist.
“Now here’s a guy who’s paid his fair share.”
“Have I told you lately you’re one good-looking dude?”
“Okay . . . Biden’s out, you’re in.”
“Hey, are those real leather shoes?”
“You cover half the 57 states, and I’ll cover the other half.”
“Together . . . we can transform America.”
“This has the perfect amount of transparency . . . none.”
Obama’s birth certificate – recycled into a cardboard action figure.
See if you can guess which one speaks Austrian.
“Why, yes, I do carry it everywhere with me. Why do you ask?”
– Obama.
“give ‘em hell tonite big fella because we cant hold you up forever”
mmm, mmm, mmm
“Hey, Can I see your birth certificate?”
“Hey, Is this made of hemp?”
“I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?”
“Hey, that halo is melting all over my chest!” “Yeah, you have to pinch this elbow to stop the “halo droop”.
“This cardboard guy kept the crease in HIS pants, David Brooks won’t like all these wrinkles in mine”
“Ok, Berkeley Obama girl, you can have the image or the real thing, make your choice. Well, that was quick”
“Let’s make it happen! Oh, and don’t forget the reach-around.”
“So this is how flat someone gets after I toss them under the bus?”
“This will go great in the spot where that Winston Whats-His-Name Bust used to be.”
“This is great. Now I can redistribute twice as much wealth!”