The College Democrats at the University of Virginia accidentally sent out an internal meeting minutes memo to untold dozens. Now it’s all over the Internet, where we can mock them. Emphases added.
UDems Exec Agenda: Sunday, September 22, 2012; 9:00pm; Outside Newcomb Board Room
I. Highs/ Lows of the Week
II. Old Business
A. Meeting
a. Somewhat competitive
b. Carmen sounded crazy
B. Phonebank
a. Bad turnout
C. Canvass
a. Low turnout
b. Some non-boardies didn’t show up
III. Current Business
A. This week’s meeting
a. Professor Sanders-State Senator Mark Herring, Peter doing GOTV training
b. Dean Grimes-education policy 10/3
B. Publicity
a. PMs will do it
C. Phone Bank
a. OFA one in the corner office
b. Come after 5 PM
D. Canvass
a. Switch, make this local
b. Meet by student health
E. Program Managers
a. Happening tonight
F. Lynchburg Trip
a. Charlottesville canvas
b. Do an OFA one
G. Sorority Forum
a. Preve is gonna talk
b. Send ur hotties
There’s more at the link.
Who knows? Sending in the hotties just might work. The Democrats are so well stocked for that, at least at the national level.
They’re gonna need a Plan B.
Well, some of the Dems there look PhotoShopped, particularly Obama and Clinton. And Garafolo can clean up okay.
The real problem is that there are not enough younger Dems, like Gillibrand. Landrieu is now aging, but she was pretty. I have seen pics of Pelosi when she was younger, and she was not bad. Her daughter looks like her at a younger age, too. The Dem “stars” are all older. Their bench is very weak.
You could do the same thing for the guys, too. Male Repubs got it going on. The Dems are old and shriveled. They have been in power a lo-o-ong time. Maybe you should do this to attract women to the Repubs, hmm? Send your male hotties?
I can’t believe you left out Mary Katharine Ham.
– fishing.
I did not know the salt monster from the first season Star Trek episode “The Man Trap” was a Democrat. It figures, though.
Low turnout.
Bad turnout.
‘The youth don’t know where they are registered’ excuse already circulating in media.
The “No I can’t” ad.
Record youth unemployment.
Carmen sounded crazy because she is crazy along with all the other Obama supporters.
and S.E. Cupp
Carmen sounded crazy because she …
Pointed out Julia is not only fictional, she’s an idiot.
Thinks free speech was a right and responsibility. (H8TR!)
Used the word “cool,” which everyone knows is raaaaacist.
Questioned whether Obama was leading the country “forward” or backward.
Refused to write creepy messages on her hands.
Revealed when she graduates, she’ll have no student loans, a real job and her own apartment.
Refused to donate her “fair share” to the Committee, where it could be redistributed for the good of all.