September 20, 2012 - 6:38 am
Today the Drudge Report is showcasing this photo with the headline caption:
But No Time For Netanyahu…
…which means it is time for another world famous Tatler Photo Caption Contest!
Of course we are counting on Tatler fans to out Drudge – Drudge in the photo caption department so do not disappoint!
To start things off here is my entry:
And then President Obama said, “Hey, can I hook you up with a great deal on a new Chevy Volt?
Now I know you all can do better than that, so go hook yourself up to your keyboard and start tapping.
As usual the best submission will receive priceless PR in the winner’s post, and always remember the only contest rule is “be nice and stay classy” because “the media” is watching.
One will put your life in danger & rob you blind. The other is a pirate.
Greeting the new ambassador from Somalia.
The President consulting with another “wealth redistribution” expert.
Professor, what’s another name for pirate treasure? Why I think it’s booty, boot, booty.
I guarentee you the beatings will continue til they start eating their bootstraps.
1.) “The pirate sector is doing fine.”
2.) “I’ve got a hook too…every time I play golf…which is a lot!”
3.) “I’m going to tax your buried treasure.”
4.) “Your buried treasure is more shovel ready than any job I’ve created.”
5.) “I shanghaied the Constitution.”
6.) A scoundrel who seizes other people’s property…and a man dressed like a pirate.
“After the election I’ll have the flexibility to outlaw the marine corpse hymen.”
“After the election, I’ll have more flexibility.”
“Yarr, I’ll be givin the word to Blackbeard.”
I am on the floor laughing.
“The pirate sector is doing fine.”
…Disney closed the ride for repairs — and the preferred term is “freebooters”.
“Thanks for the intelligence briefing.
So you’re saying there are no dangers in North Africa?”
It’s nice to meet you. I’m told that we are in the same business: we both view other people as cash cows and take their money.
“You didn’t pillage that.”
I’ve always said my administration motto is: “Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum”.
“Captain, the amnesty only applies to those who’ll be voting for me.”
“Narrr, scupper that! The price be too high, ye scalawag.”
Did you say $16 Trillion??? ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
From the look of my hook you can see I’ve already given to the IRS.
We walk like pirates, we talk like pirates and we quack like pirates.
From one looter to another, you’re doing a heckofa job!
As a professional courtesy from one pillager to another, could you put in a good word for me with the advisory board? They turned down my paperwork for a new prosthetic again.
History of interference with free trade? Check!
No qualms about redistribution of wealth? Check!
Experienced in looting and pillaging? Check!
Disregard for the rule of law? Check!
Welcome aboard Captain, you’ll fit in nicely at your new position on my White House staff!
Hi Myra,
Nice writing.Good news & amazing contest.I am ready to “be nice and stay classy”.
Thanks! Do I know you? I do not recognize your call sign. Should I know you?
So what is your caption contest submission?
Pirate: “Where is your costume?”
Bozo the Clown: “I loaned it to Jay Z last night”
So how is it on the Barbary Coast? I’ll be out of work in a few months. Do you have an opening?
Obama to Pirate
1. “So, before we conclude this job interview, tell me what your plans are once you’re appointed Secretary of the Treasury …”
2. “Reach out with an open hand instead of a fist – or hook – and you’ll be very surprised by what happens. My Middle East policy proves it…”
3. “Thanks for agreeing to train the 16,000 IRS agents we’ve hired to enforce ObamaCare.”
4. “Are you sure that parrot can keep his beak shut?”
Pirate to Obama
1. ” … and so pirate ships rely mainly on wind energy. Now how about that loan, Mr. President?”
2. “So, just how many leagues can a ship travel on one of those Volt batteries you keep talking about?”
3. “Whaddya mean, ObamaCare doesn’t cover parrot removal?”
“Your pillaging skills are above average, I believe I may have a position for you in the IRS.”
“Arrrrr, I was tinkin’ more along te lines of Director of the ATF. Harrr Harrrr Harrrr.”
“I have a parrot too. It’s the media.”
“So, once ObamaCare goes into effect, your insurance company won’t be able to call that a pre-existing condition and will have to pay for your prothesis.”
and when he appears at a campaign rally with Joe Biden later on, Biden will introduce him, “Let’s give the Capt. a big hand!”
Obama to Pirate:
“When it comes to looting national treasure, you’re nothing but a piker compared to me!”
Obama to Pirate:
“See, your hook is a pre-existing condition and under Obummercare it’s covered.
However, when your pigeon crapped in your eye and you reached up to wipe it out – while forgetting that you now have a hook – see, that’s not covered because the advisory panels have determined that you do in fact still have a spare eyeball.
No, sorry, you can’t go take care of it privately as that’s just not fair to others who can’t afford to pay for things privately themselves either, so we had to outlaw that practice.
Now, if you happen to blind yourself in your OTHER eye, I can help you with that….”
“Remember, under Obamacare..uh..your pre-existing condition will be covered. It will also…uh…pay for any…uh…breathalyzers you may need”
Ha! FunJohnny, Scott, you beat me to the Obamacare reference!
Obama: See, I always use my right hand.
Pirate: Arrr…I did too, until I was left with nothing but a hook instead of my right hand.
Obama: So, ah….how’d that work out for you?
Pirate: Well, the first time I forgot and didn’t use my left hand was also the first time me mateys heard me scream ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!. Now I make sure the toilet paper is in my left hand.
(OK, that was NOT classy and it was completely juvenile – but ya gotta admit it’s funny!)
Well, I am a one-eyed pirate who can barely count to 20 on his hook. What’s your excuse?
“Hello Mr. President. I’m the new ambassador from Tripoli… I mean Libya.”